Well, look who it isn't!

It isn't Marlene Dietrich.

Well, look who it is!

It is thrifty old Lee Kyle and potential pickpocket Sammy Dobson with the first episode of Which is the Best Podcast for aaages.

It's a bit different in that it's pretty short as it's a pilot we recorded last week, you know, for a thing.

My word, the sound quality is as immaculate as a questionable conception.

So, as ever, we decide which is the best between things of the same or similar name, this time:

Pylon: Death causing kite trap

or

Pile on: A less sexy version of those shots they used to sometimes have in Razzle.

Hi,

Lee here.

I'm so bored man.

I'm so bored I'm watching every episode of 90s ITV sitcom The Upper Hand and talking about them as they play.

Here's Episode 1, Episode 2 is available on my patreon now (patreon.com/leekyle) I'll get that to you next week if you can wait that long!

No idea at all why this is happening.

It's the Podcast where I ask people about that thing they watch on Youtube that might seem like it'll be rubbish but isn't.

This time, award participating comedians Joby Mageean anf Lauren Pattison talk about people restoring old things they've found even though the things aren't usually that expensive new (Joby) and people cutting soap and mixing paint (Lauren)

As ever, do remember to watch videos about woodturning.

This podcast was available more than 2 weeks ago at Patreon.com/leekyle sign up for other episodes of this, other podcasts, books, shows and loads more.

Which is the Best podcast is the podcast that once saw a ghost.

It also has a very specific remit but this is episode 156, if you've not listened by now you probably won't so I'm not telling you what it's about.

No, honestly, you aren't allowed to. Go away.

This is for people who already know about it, you probably wouldn't get it anyway.

Intriguing eh?

Get Out Of Bed You Little Shit - 1

This podcast was available at patreon.com/leekyle 2 weeks ago, join up to get these and loads more.

It's me, waking my son (20) up and recording the first 5 minutes each day. I think this episode is probably horrific but they get worse..

If 'THESE UNPRECEDENTED TIMES' have done one good thing, it's that it has returned Which Is The Best? podcast to something approaching a weekly schedule again.

This week, we (Comedians Lee Kyle & Sammy Dobson) compare sex scandals (Sunday People staple) to sex candles (Candles you can buy to drip wax onto a lover that have a slightly lower burning point or something).

And we reveal Sammy's actual brief time as part of a sex scandal when she was referred to in the papers as a 'mystery blonde'..

Which is odd because, if anything, she's worryingly open.

With the first (And last? No idea) of our LOCKDOWN specials, middle notch comedians Lee 'Chimmichangas to go' Kyle and Sammy 'L'il Miss Monochrome' Dobson do an episode of Which is the Best, the podcast where we decide between things of the same or similar names with the twist of this one being from different houses due to THE NEW NORMAL.

Yep, that's right, your 19th favourite podcast is back.

Here's the soundcloud link but you can also get it on your preferred podcast app. Except spotify because we haven't got round to it.

Since you're stuck in, if you're new to it, there's 153 other episodes stretching back to 2016 if you want to listen to the documentation of 2 odd minds unravelling, ravelling again and then unravelling.

This week:

Symmetry: That side is the same as that side. How pleasing.

or

Cemetery: A nice walk and timely reminder of death.

This is me reading chapter one of my briefly successful book Spandex Ballet - How I wasted my twenties wrestling.

It's not just a straight read, I also comment on stuff as I go as a lot has changed since 2016.

This appeared at least 2 weeks ago on patreon.com/leekyle to get the other chapters before everyone else as well as other podcasts and loads more benefits please check the page out.

Hello everyone,

Lee here, I've launched a Patreon because of, you know, everything.

Here's a short podcast telling you about it, I've loads of ideas of things I want to give you, I'm already working hard on them.

Please listen and take a look on www.patreon.com/leekyle

Thanks so much to those who have already signed up. I fucking love you.

Look, you can't make 153 of something unless it's really good or you're very stubborn.

Which is the Best podcast is the podcast where stubborn comedians Lee Kyle (Sexual intellectual) and Sammy Dobson (Fire Bride) meet and decide between things of the same or similar names. This is Episode 153.

In this episode, it gets a bit Ellen and Sammy ponders the difficult very modern choice between absolutely not wanting to get dick pics while at the same time wanting to see a variety of penises.

And we decide between:

DMs - Slide into them, urgh, what is that, fucks sake men.

and

DMs - Boots. Good for stamping on people in the 70s.

This is the soundcloud link, you can also get this on all podcast things except Spotify cos it was slightly tricks and we couldn't be arsed.