Well, look who it isn't!

It isn't Marlene Dietrich.

Well, look who it is!

It is thrifty old Lee Kyle and potential pickpocket Sammy Dobson with the first episode of Which is the Best Podcast for aaages.

It's a bit different in that it's pretty short as it's a pilot we recorded last week, you know, for a thing.

My word, the sound quality is as immaculate as a questionable conception.

So, as ever, we decide which is the best between things of the same or similar name, this time:

Pylon: Death causing kite trap

or

Pile on: A less sexy version of those shots they used to sometimes have in Razzle.