In this hilariously chaotic episode of Sneeze, James Whittingham tackles everything from questionable weight loss drugs to the Olympics, and the bizarre nature of human anatomy. With his signature irreverence, James dives into:

• Ozempic Madness: A wild discussion on Ozempic, complete with outrageous side effects like growing a second penis. This segment is not for the faint-hearted but will leave you in stitches.
• Olympic Observations: James shares his humorous take on the Olympics, focusing on the abundance of "gobs of ass" in beach volleyball and the peculiar nature of curling.
• Pizza Opinions: A quick spin on the "sneeze wheel" leads to a heated debate on pineapple and anchovies on pizza. Spoiler: James is not a fan of fish on dough!
• Water Skiing Woes: James and Pepe ponder the insanity of water skiing and why it’s basically a high-speed way to drown.
• Cats vs. Humans: A segment dedicated to why cats are secretly plotting to eat you. Ever wondered if your cat sees you as a ribeye? Now you know.
• Real Moments in James's Life: The only time James got a speeding ticket – find out how he handled it like a champ (or not).
• Communism and Old Tech: A nostalgic look back at rotary phones and a brief (but funny) take on Communism.
• Urine Color Discovery: Scientists finally figure out why urine is yellow, and James shares his own personal pee stories.

Guest: Pepe (co-host)

Key Quotes:

• "Give me that weight, lost juice!"
• "Two dicks, two bananas right on the vine. They're both mine."
• "Cats are waiting, they're just waiting...when they look you in the eye, they see you as ribeye."

Music:

• Outro Music: Funky instrumental beats to wind down the madness.

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Disclaimer: This episode contains adult humor and language. Listener discretion is advised.

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Written and performed by James Whittingham.

Song lyrics by James Whittingham, music and vocals by Suno.

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