Today on the 5: I recently watched a Jaws parody that I did not expect to enjoy as much as I did. The movie is called Blades, and it has some legitimately funny moments.

Today on the 5: Just in time for Christmas, I watched 1980's Christmas Evil. I expected a silly Santa slasher, but what I got was something far more interesting.

Today on the 5: I followed the uneven Elvira movie with what ended up being a similar tonal whirlwind, 1988's Deep Space. A movie that ricochets this hard between good and bad is anything but boring.

Today on the 5: Over the weekend I watched Elvira: Mistress Of The Dark, which I had never seen before. As an Elvira fan, I wish I could tell you I enjoyed it more. I won't say it's bad, but it could have been a lot better.

This week we're talking about Galactic Starcruiser, Hawkeye, Uncanny X-Force, Knight Rider, and Message From Space. Show music by HeartBeatHero and OGRE. Support the show!

I'll be on HeartBeatHero's Christmas Special live tomorrow right here!

Today on the 5: Lando and I have completed the campaign story for Far Cry 6. We'll get into the details on the Friday show, but here is my 5 minute review of the latest entry in the series.

Today on the 5: If you're looking for a purely joyous Japanese ripoff film that remixes Star Wars with high enthusiasm, I've got the movie for you! It's called Message From Space, and it's spectacular.

Today on the 5: Over the weekend I watched a movie that ended up affecting me far more than I expected. It's called Nine Days, and I can't recommend it highly enough.

Today on the 5: Netflix has dropped the axe on Cowboy Bebop. The complete lack of any surprise about the move should be a concerning problem for users of the streaming service.

This week we're talking about Chucky, Venom: Let There Be Carnage, Sable, and Planet Dune, Fantômas. Show music by HeartBeatHero and OGRE. Support the show!