Remember that whole metrosexuality thing? That thing where they tried to conflate men’s interest in shirts without stains to some sort of homosexual derivative either with or without the extra penis? Then there was the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy franchise that was premised on the same sort of idea: the “average” heterosexual man being too much of a stooge to know when and for how long he can wear white? Well, we’re not so sure about the stooge versus non-stooge quotient in regards to whoever the average man is, but we are quite sure that there’s nothing...

There’s more to life than what you find in your books of science. And on your smartphone. As I raised a glass of sake in a limo with a group of Japanese businessmen whom I met an hour earlier, heading to an undisclosed party that they assured me would be a good time, I thought, “Damn, I love drinking with strangers!” I do. To me, it’s a sport, like hunting, but without the senseless death and ecological destruction.

EUGENE, SIR: The way I read the revenge porn laws in California, it is now against the law if I send private pictures of video with the intent to shame. So if I publish them — or send them to someone’s boss or coworkers, right? But what if I send them to his wife? Is that illegal? — Name withheld by request Dear I Won’t Be Ignored: According to a cop friend of mine, that is, a MALE cop friend of mine, no.

All the animals come out at night. And during the day. Confronting creatures - the South African way. Read more of OZY's original series Urban Beasts.In this occasional series, OZY takes to streets and neighborhoods across the globe to ask a simple question: "How was your day?"Ashley Sullivan, Shark SpotterCape Town, South AfricaWhen you're sitting up here, you get to see everything. You're almost like God, the man from above. You're calling the shots. When I started here, I used to feel pressure.

The sight of a swirling slushie machine on a hot summer's day is enough to unleash a childlike delight in pretty much anyone. And now there's a place to satisfy your outer adult as well as your inner child ... by adding alcohol. Welcome to Wet Willie's, a chain of boozy slushie bars - daiquiri bars, if we're being precise. There's no better place to indulge cravings for the one-two poisonous punch of sugar and alcohol (and lots of each) - so maybe save a visit for the cheat days. Or don't.

It started like the Super Bowl. Heads = bank robbery; tails = voluntary commitment to a state psychiatric institution.Flip.Fast-forward. April 24, 2004, in a piss-ditch country town in Oklahoma. Poteau.It felt bad; it always does. Snapping on latex gloves behind an empty car wash on Saturday morning. A few blocks from the bank. I told my wingman, Matt: "Yes, put your mask on." No sense in heading in half-baked. We must move fast. I wove the truck through side roads and left it idling outside our lick.

OZY Fest 2017, which takes place on July 22 in Central Park, will be a feast in many forms. We’re talking mental nourishment from the likes of Katie Couric and Malcolm Gladwell and satisfying sustenance with chef Eddie Huang. But OZY Fest is also about the music or, as we like to call it, soul food.

EUGENE, SIR: How do you tell a bruised or busted lip from herpes? — Omar Dear Oh Man: I’m not an expert on herpes. But I am an expert on knowing that if your dating choices are bookended by a communicable virus and violent facial damage causally connected to either attacking or being attacked, then it just may be that you’re barking up the wrong trees. But who am I to judge? Well, I’m a guy with his fingers on the herpes experts’ pulse who called on Dr.

In this occasional series, OZY takes to streets and neighborhoods across the globe to ask a simple question: "How was your day?"Walt DongesBillings, MontanaHow did I feel? Man, I was sitting on top of the world.We started by getting everything set up by North Park. We put a booth up, an 8-by-8 pop-up tent, some tables, chairs.

In this occasional series, OZY takes to streets and neighborhoods across the globe to ask a simple question: "How was your day?"Walt DongesBillings, MontanaHow did I feel? Man, I was sitting on top of the world.We started by getting everything set up by North Park. We put a booth up, an 8-by-8 pop-up tent, some tables, chairs.