EUGENE, SIR: I have been reading your little column for a while. Correct me if I am wrong, but it seems like you think it’s impossible that only one person sucks, sexually speaking. Well, I started dating a guy who, because of religious reasons, thought we should wait on sex. Which I thought was cute. Ten months later, I didn’t think it was so cute, even though I enjoyed the movies, dinner dates, and holding hands and all, so I forced the issue and we had sex. Very bad sex.