WELCOME TO:

THE DILLOn FRANCIS EMPORIUM OF STUFF AND THINGS

oooh. What's in here?

NOTHING.

DILLON FRANCIS has placed a powerful love spell on SUPACREE.

what?! WHAT FOR.

OH God. No!

Dillon Francis's super white girlfriend:

noooo. White girls r bettrrrrrr!

Dillon Francis's super Latina side chick:

little do u know...

HANZEL

FUCK Dillon Francis.

DILLON FRANCIS FANDOM

OK.

*meanwhire, skrirrex ghets all da pussy*

w00f.

ugh.

I don't think this season is a good idea.

TINA FEY

ITS A GOOD IDEA.

Just remember, Sonny,

You were first

You were my first

Just remember

If I'm sorry,

You'd be sorry first

So just remember, Sonny

Just remember Sonny

I fell in love with ya;

Now I'll always be in love with ya

I'll always be in love with ya

Ya,

I like it rough enough

Until it hurts

Until it hurts

Huh

Ya

I like it rough enough

Enough until it hurts

I like it rough enough

I Kike it rough enough

It hurts

Just remember you weee first

Just remember, you were first

God,

The curves of a woman

(a woman)

The curse of giving birth

Then being worthless

Life is rough

I like it rough, until it hurts

Stupid stuff until it's all done

Till it's numb,

It doesn't hurt no more

I wish I was your girl;

But I don't wanna be a girl no more

Woah

Ya,

I like it rough enough

Until it hurts

Until it hurts

Huh

Ya

I like it rough enough

Enough until it hurts

I like it rough enough

I like it rough enough

It hurts

Just remember you weee first

Just remember, you were first

I've been chasing you tastemakers

Making me envious

Marvelous lives

Of the rich and the famous

I'm chasing this dream

And I can't let it go to waste

I was chasing, it seemed

With your arms wrapped round my waist

You're wasted on me

You were wasted, I see

So, basically

Basically—

You're chasing me.

What do you believe in?

You still believe in me

Chasing me home

What do you believe in

You won't leave me,

Or leave me alone, but

When you were on the road,

And I was all alone—

I felt ashamed that I would roam

Into such lonely territories

I'm only telling stories

Let's relieve the glory days

Let's relieve the glory days

Let's relieve—

You're crazy,

Keep chasing.

Tripped over a bag,

Tag—

Now I'm it

This is it, isn't it?

This is it, it is

Is it?

It is.

Tag.

Now you're it.

Rest assured, in the absurdity

That you'll be coming home to me.

Your turn to chase me,

Tastemakers

What should I feed the trolls today?

Deadmau5.

I said the trolls, not the snakes.

I'll give you a snake…

Ah, finally.

What.

The season of dick jokes is upon us.

This is not a joke.

What's not a joke.

M A S S S I V E

Do you ever stop to think “I'm being a dick.”?

No.

Oh really.

Sometimes I pause momentarily to laugh and state aloud, “i'm being a dick!”

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