P-Town Fantasy Football League

Welcome to the first Football Night in P-Town—a fast, no-filter recap of every matchup from Week 5 of the P-Town Fantasy Football League.

OnlyPhins runs through the live scores, projected winners, top fantasy performers and games still hanging in the balance. Aaron’s Ayahuasca Adventure is closing in on a win behind Isaiah Likely and Christian Watson, while PUKAKKE and Tua Inch Penix are separated by fewer than three projected points.

The Columbus Cockbreath looks ready to add another win, and the Neighboring Narrators are on the verge of finally breaking into the win column. Meanwhile, OnlyPhins runs directly into the Beefcakes buzz saw as he approaches one of the highest scores of the season.

Congratulations to Reilly and Shannon—and remember: keep it clean in the league chat.

We break down all the action from Week 3, including the biggest performances, brutal injuries, close finishes, questionable roster decisions, and where every team stands heading into Week 4. Then we run through every matchup on the Week 4 slate and make our predictions.

Plus: the league standings are already getting tight, the waiver wire is getting ugly, trade talks are starting to heat up, and Reilly checks in with another edition of Reilly's Rants.

Who’s for real? Who desperately needs a win? And whose season is already starting to get a little uncomfortable?

Week 4 is here. Good luck, boys. 🏈

Week 2 in the books and the panic buttons are already getting pressed. Joey and Cam break down the stinky wins, hard carries, and a Brad–Dylan trade that has them questioning what the fuck Brad is doing. Plus, Riley checks in from Broncos country with his first rant of the week because everybody’s hurt and this app sucks. Then it’s Week 3 picks, a battle of the 2–0 teams, and two guys trying to avoid 0–3 immediately after trading with each other.

Week 1 in the books and some of these teams are looking smelly. Joey and Cam go through every matchup, talk about who balled out, who sold, and who’s a walking gift basket. Then it’s Week 2 picks while Thursday night changes half their takes in real time. No script, just flying through it before Zoom kicks them off. It’s only Week 1, boys. Welcome to the new narrative.

Tuanon; Commish; Arjmister

Commish leaves nothing out. Hear what he has to say in this unfiltered solo episode.

St. Louis + Mccaskets

Dyl + Marquis

Hosted by commishler and St. Louis Shit Stains

Week 1 Recap and Week 2 pick 'em! Tuanon & Commishler.