At Madam Kozlova's all your dreams come Hugh! In this episode we discuss carceral reform movie Paddington 2, which is about how prisons could be made a whole lot more jolly with a bit of bunting and a spot of afternoon tea. Cops are bad but also good, practicing good manners is essential, and keeping calm and carrying on can and will save the day in this time-warp movie. Are we equipped to discuss the subtleties of the extremely confused messaging in this film? Absolutely not, but our sandwiches are spread with marmalade on a knife made of justice. Let's do this!