Paddy Will Help

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Paddy Will Help - Ep.18, Parties 

This week Paddy only threw this party for you; So how about you Irish enter Paddy Will Help to find what to do when your friends don’t dress up, when to sit down and how to make a party worth your time. 

Paddy is, as always, joined by Magarita Thatcher herself @weezasqueeza  

RSVP by Wednesday, plus ones welcome (no boyfriends allowed!) 

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Chapters: 

00:00 Life and Soul 

07:50 Sit enthusiast 

17:20 - Margarita Thatcher 

29:23 - No costume is a recession indicator 

37:36 - Irish exiting 

56:16 Final word

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Paddy Will Help - Ep.17 Ayoade Bamgboye

This week the RSPCA have been busy trying to re-home Adam Flood, so Paddy decided to step in and help them out. Yes, its all things Animal Problems, with, as always, fellow SNL and Nigerian Wicked cast member Ayoade Bamgboye.

Chapters:

00:00 As always Ayoade Bamgboye

03:37 Adam – get out of the gym.

04:57 Jules’ fake girlfriend

15:06 just STOP

22:02 Playing dress up

22:35 The Cat Lady

31:40 What’s “his” problem…

41:55 The North

42:18 Dogwall

51:23 Pet’s at Adam

57:53 Final Word

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Paddy Will Help - Ep.16 Dan Tiernan 

This week Paddy helps start the conversations nobody wants to have.

Asking your Grandma why she doesn’t love you; Telling your neighbour their husband’s having an affair; Confronting your housemate about their piss drinking habit. All relatable conversations we have to have from time to time.

Paddy and (as always) Dan Tiernan know exactly how to tackle these difficult conversations and put their advice into action with the help of Man on the Street, Adam Flood. 

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Chapters: 

00:00 As always Dan Tiernan 

03:27 Strangers on a train 

10:33 Common enemy  

15:15 Flood alert 

18:05 Piss drinking 

25:31 Grandma we hate you 

35:45 Happy slapping 

36:41 Get the Fizz in 

43:11 A card just to say 

48:53 Have we helped? 

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This week, Paddy is doing SNL and didn't have time to help. Instead, we are releasing a Patreon episode.

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Paddy Will Help - Episode 14 with Finlay Christie 

This week Paddy fixes the economy by finally printing Mo Money. Joined, as always, by Finlay Christie and Passenger Princess, Ed Night, they help with all thing Financial. Co-worker paid more than you? Husband ranking up fines? Dad spending your inheritance on sex toys? Paddy, Finlay and Ed solve all these problems and more. 

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Chapters:

00:00 - Gashless society

04:56 - Matin Luther Coward 

09:10  - Data Farmville 

14:16 - r/British problems 

16:51 - Porking fines 

20:15 - Road Tax the baby 

24:18 - Downgrade your husband   

27:44 - Quality and Quantity 

32:31 - Kelp me 

37:14 - Just grow up rich

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Paddy Will Help - Ep.13 Ed Night

Food, glory holes food, or however the song goes. Yes this week Paddy is helping with all thing Ed-able. Coworker stinking up the microwave? Neighbours throwing food at you? Gout?

Paddy and Ed solve all these problems and more, while Adam Flood watches them from the muckbang chair.

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Chapters

00:00 - As always, Ed Night 

04:28 – Intolerant to intolerance 

09:10 -The lives of Udders 

12:08 - Food fights 

18:21 - Breast is best 

25:17 - Bubble Pee

33:00 - Mukbang on Taxpayers money 

35:12 - Gout of Order

41:10 - Convert 

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This week Paddy helps you go on dates with guest Helen Bauer. Struggling to find love in the digital age? Looser, just get an AI partner; or tune into this week’s episode of Paddy Will Help. Have all your dating problems put to rest by Scarborough's answer to Casanova

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Chapters: 

00:00 – As always, Helen Bauer 

05:46 – Kind and dull 

10:49 – 50/50 Feminist

14:20 – Games workshop 

17:41 – Passing the Bechdel test

20:09 – Lurking in Lucy and Yak 

22:19 – Self sabotage 

24:59 – Lion Kinging  

29:13 – Cuffing season 

35:38 – Wombmates 

40:38 – Conjoined Cockblocking 

46:16 – Crushing crush 

49:46 – Imagiw*anky 

53:33 – Don’t live in hope  

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Life’s about the journey, and Emma Sidi hasn’t stopped believing. Buckle in because this week this week Paddy and Emma help with all things transport

Chapters

00:00 Are we there yet? 

04:29 Subconsciously Running late

07:50 You need God 

16:47 TfML 

20:48 I’m going to loose my job 

24:36 Sabotage and Manipulate 

27:41 North Vs South 

31:02 Letting family down 

40:25 Assert Yourself 

43:23 Pimp My Ride 

46:03 Robot Wars 

52:40 Where am I going? 

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This week Paddy helps you sleep, with Jack Shep. They are solving your problems from a to Zzzz.

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Chapters;

00:00 - Jack Shep

02:25 – Don’t talk to me till I’ve had my cum  

06:00 – The Body keeps the score 

14:50 – David and Goliath  

19:51 – Kids in da Club  

23:13 – The noblest profession  

24:58 – Running warm  

28:15 – Advocate for your climate  

36:32 – Don’t drive while tired 

40:01 – Feeling sleepy and safe  

48:22 – You are the wokest link

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A stranger is just a neighbour you haven’t met yet, and boy are they strange.

As always Paddy is joined by his metaphorical neighbour Ed Night, to help settle your problems with the person next door.

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