Paddy Will Help

By Paddy Young | Fumblerooski

The best worst advice on the internet.

Paddy Young, host of SNL UKs Weekend Update, helps callers with problems they don’t yet know they have.

All supported by award-winning man on the street Adam ... more

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The podcast currently has 11 episodes available.

Paddy Will Help episodes:

September 23, 2026 11. Pimp My Ride with Emma Sidi
Life’s about the journey, and Emma Sidi hasn’t stopped believing. Buckle in because this week this week Paddy and Emma help with all things transport
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Chapters
00:00 Are we there yet?
04:29 Subconsciously Running late
07:50 You need God
16:47 TfML
20:48 I’m going to loose my job
24:36 Sabotage and Manipulate
27:41 North Vs South
31:02 Letting family down
40:25 Assert Yourself
43:23 Pimp My Ride
46:03 Robot Wars
52:40 Where am I going?

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1h 1min
September 16, 2026 10. Honk shoo on that thing with Jack Shep
This week Paddy helps you sleep, with Jack Shep. They are solving your problems from a to Zzzz.

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Chapters;
00:00 - Jack Shep
02:25 – Don’t talk to me till I’ve had my cum
06:00 – The Body keeps the score
14:50 – David and Goliath
19:51 – Kids in da Club
23:13 – The noblest profession
24:58 – Running warm
28:15 – Advocate for your climate
36:32 – Don’t drive while tired
40:01 – Feeling sleepy and safe
48:22 – You are the wokest link

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56min
September 09, 2026 09. Ed Night and the Nasty Neighbour
A stranger is just a neighbour you haven’t met yet, and boy are they strange.
As always Paddy is joined by his metaphorical neighbour Ed Night, to help settle your problems with the person next door.

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58min
September 02, 2026 08. Janine Harouni on Phobias: Beans, Birds and Being Loved
Paddy Will Help - Ep.8
Nothing to be scared of, or is there…? This week Paddy and Janine Harouni help our long-suffering callers overcome their fears of beans, birds and passing of time, while Paddy confronts his fear of being loved.

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Chapters:
00:00 Boo!
03:50 Feeding Mr Potty Poop
07:00 Beans and Guns
11:50 Dad’s theories
15:30 Fake Plastic Beans
17:57 Fishnets?
23:31 Scaregull
27:04 Cucked by a Falcon
29:14 Futurophobia
36:16 Conspiracy Theorists
40:40 Fear of Love

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50min
August 26, 2026 07. Horatio Gould; everyday is a gift (from Amazon Prime)
Paddy Will Help - Gifts - Ep.7
This week, we’re talking about gifts. Presents you give without expecting anything in return. Join Paddy and Horatio as they discover the real gift was the friends made along the way… and a 10 inch dildo.
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Chapters;
00:00 - Love languages
04:28 - The gift of Adam Flood
06:00 - Surprising your wife
09:40 - Quailty Family Prime
12:23 - Take notes
16:17 - Don’t do drugs, save the high street
19:41 - Resting Mum face
25:00 - Does it help if I do the accent?
29:20 - Paddy’s Past
34:00 - Häagen-Dazs Vanilla
39:50 - The biggest sex organ: The Brain
42:27 - Gifts for Daddy

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55min
August 19, 2026 06. Ed Night and the middle-class rapper
Paddy Will Help - Useless Friends - Ep6
Paddy's most use**** friend - Ed Night - joins Paddy on the couch to sign a rapper against all advice.
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1h 3min
August 12, 2026 05. The incredible housemate of Bebe Cave
We've learnt to live with foreigners but can't we live with ourselves? Bebe Cave joins Paddy and with their collective understanding of living with each other - to help the less fortunate in their own living situations...

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54min
August 05, 2026 04. Mike Rice on the beaches...
Mike Rice... the legend on Spanish beaches and British treasures.
We're here to help with Living Abroad - and in the meantime Adam Flood gets the travel itch to see how he can support.

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59min
July 29, 2026 03. Weddings with Ed Night - unmarried and here to help
Friend of the pod - Ed Night drops by to help Paddy with wedding problems.
From unaffordable requests to rich-girl problems. Paddy is here to help! With Adam Flood back chasing down a ring bearer at his favourite haunt.

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57min
July 22, 2026 02. Friendship Breakups with Finlay Christie
When in doubt, cybertruck.
Friendship is on the line this week, as Paddy helps a lusting bestie, group ghosting, and induces a best friend into labour ... along for the ride is best mate (or at least in the top 150) Finlay Christie - and local reporter Adam Flood.

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Chapters;
00:00 - Finlay Christie
06:05 - I started comedy at 7
06:43 - Natasha and how to cut a weak friend
11:24 - Turn it on them...
12:39 - A stronger centipede
14:30 - AI jealousy
15:40 - a Wam holiday
17:39 - Todd
21:24 - What not to do
25:20 - wow, 5'11
27:01 - Kate
32:20 - baby-father mogged
35:08 - Can you fly a plane?
39:42 - Boy or Dox?
40:35 - If Paddy was pregnant
41:54 - Adam finds a friend
47:04 - Adam looses a friend
40:11 - The Friendship Ends

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57min

FAQs about Paddy Will Help:

How many episodes does Paddy Will Help have?

The podcast currently has 11 episodes available.