With the World Cup kicking off this week, we check in with the huge weirdos that run the corrupt FIFA organisation, and speculate on whether the French soccer team's recent foray into sorcery will backfire or pay dividends come game day ⚽🏆 Plus we'll give you a comprehensive rundown on the history of human ingenuity, from the humble wheel (not a very good invention) to a sex spa designed by a well known American stage magician (also not a very good invention).