VICTORY LAP! After 7 long years we’ve finally reached the end of this goddam book 🥹 So for the last ever episode of Paging Mr Potter it only seemed appropriate to do a completely self-indulgent, Rogan-esque marathon pod full of back patting, celebratory toasts and many a stroll down memory lane. We also check in with our beloved potterphiles, countdown the finalists of the HOTTEST 100 HUFFLEPUFFS and proudly announce the WINNERS of the POTTERPHILE MEDAL at a very special, star-studded awards ceremony!

Thank you so much to everyone who has stuck with this idiotic pod for so many years, we love you - the PMP Boys x

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SECOND LAST POD!! The PMP boys are mere inches away from the finish line. But before we pass the baton on to the muscular nazis and Beatles/ whisky aficionados that dominate the podcast airwaves we recap the biggest bloody hits of NRL season 2025, check in with some of the OG potterphiles and plan our last hurrah!

In our mad rush to clear the decks of a huge backlog of owl mail we predictably manage to ruin the lot of it 🙂 We also discuss tunnelling through the centre of the earth, undermine the legacy of a feminist icon, and touch on the dirty deeds of a man named Cheese

HOTTEST 100 HUFFLEPUFFS! This week two potterphiles have well and truly gone above and beyond, delivering not only one of the best seggies of all time, but the chance to correct the record after Triple J’s lackluster countdown didn’t include a single song from the Androids, the Superjesus, Christina Aguilera or Riordan. And with only a few pods to go, suddenly the Tom Riddlers are coming out of the woodwork...

We’re back and proud to announce one of the PMP boys has officially entered an exciting new chapter in his life… that’s right Riordan is a gamer now 👾 We also reflect on our misspent youth hanging ten, hooning around in our hot rods and watching endless Shrek. And as the world farewells the Hulkster this week a new muscle-bound adonis has risen to take his place… Borat?

A truly eggstraordinary experience befell an unsuspecting Riordan Lee while making breakfast the other day that has the PMP guys wondering, was this a miracle or conspiracy?? Also a Jewish lawyer, a deadbeat dad and a Japanese ghost fold a piece of paper 42 times… Have you heard this one? Find out what happens this week. And the Saad family/ Train saga continues to derail the pod

In this week’s potter power rankings we rank off all your favourite cancelled musical artists both in terms of talent and the severity of their crimes! We also lament the tragic deaths of hot people, revive a controversial PMP catchphrase and have a special message for the evil corporation that hosts this pod. And somehow the undisputed king of spin is still making headlines for his party boy antics from the great beyond 

RABBIT PUNCH: you may think common assault and rugby league just go hand in hand, but this week we got a showdown for the ages as an elderly man in a bunny suit squared off against a 9 year old child. Even the Prime Minister weighed in (despite having a federal election looming). Also on this week's agenda - smooching strangers’ bellies, eating rotten produce and rocking out to some Train with the family Saad!

After the success of last week’s pod where we discussed our strange OCD habits we were inundated with freaky tales from the potterphiles this week, whose abnormalities are not only weird and entertaining but also potentially very lucrative! 

We also give our flattering takes on the Twilight series and Survivor Australia, and find out where our very own Riordan Lee sits in the pantheon of all time great Riordans. And turns out we read the wrong page last week.