Paging Mr Potter

We’re 10 pods away from finally finishing this mentally ill podcast. So it's only appropriate that this week we discuss our psychotic techniques to enhance your daily routine, review some hyper-specific themed restaurants that can only fairly be described as very autistic, and of course, have a good laugh about addictive personality disorders and pathological liars! 

The NRL is finally back for 2025 and we review all the fanfare, excitement, tasering and drug-related violence of Vegas round in the rugby league. Plus Riordan has yet another amazing work story… and this time, its a genuine whodunnit

SLOUCHING TOWARDS HOGWARTS: the wheels are officially coming off this pod... we recorded this so long ago and just didn't upload it for ages 🤷 and it sounds worse than ever! Anyway I almost can't remember what we talked about but it was something about aquatic headwear , Elon's grubby surrogates, pooing your pants on a plane, and being touched sexually by strangers (for money)

The race for the coveted potterphile medal is well and truly heating up! Topping the pops this week are two of our most dedicated/ controversially named potterphiles whose beautiful PMP-based friendship pulls them into an early lead, just slightly ahead of the humble cup of java in second place. Meanwhile attentive parents, ironic acoustic covers and Lady Gaga all languish in equal last place

You might think after such a long break and with the world descending into chaos we’d at least have plenty of juicy news to sink our teeth into… but rather than try to compete with media titans like Piers Morgan, instead this week we lean into what we know best - niche scumbgas from the early 2000s, brazen public displays of racism and major malfoynctions!

Tis the season once again... and if this really is the last ever PMP xmas we simply had no choice but to get very drunk, drop some serious cash and discuss getting cucked by good old Saint Nick... We also talk about some lighthearted holiday topics like methanol poisoning and Michael Jackson, and find out which HP characters have been naughty and nice this year.

DUMBLE-DENY DEPOSE DEFEND: it’s only fitting this week that the PMP boys offer some kind condolences to the health insurance executive who was tragically kedavra’d in cold blood the other day. We also revisit a heterosexual anthem by (checks notes) the Village People and a civil rights anthem by (checks notes) Harry Belafonte and bring back a much loved game with a Draconian twist.

Uh ohhh this week some shocking allegations have come out against Australia’s most iconic shock jock, and this time… it’s CRIMINAL! We also commend Trump’s flawless cabinet picks and make a few handy suggestions of our own, and pay a long overdue tribute to the late, great Robin Williams. Also (unsurprisingly) JK continues to completely blow the most climactic scene of the book… 

CEDRIC DIGGORY-DOO!! The boys look into a new problematic British children's author, and for once it's not JK. The merits of slaughtering animals on live TV is also discussed and a Pottefile has painstakingly put together an amazing audio package for your listening pleasure.

With just over a week to go before the US presidential election, it’s fair to say we’re almost as sick of talking about Trump and Harris by now as we are Harry Potter… But our Hagridlection 2024 coverage wouldn’t be complete without briefly discussing Tucker Carlson’s deranged rally address, Obama's pretentious summer playlists, and Trump’s admiration for pro golfers’ giant hogs.   

Plus we devise a plan to breathe life into some new half-baked seggies (and revive some old favourites) before the final pod