With just over a week to go before the US presidential election, it’s fair to say we’re almost as sick of talking about Trump and Harris by now as we are Harry Potter… But our Hagridlection 2024 coverage wouldn’t be complete without briefly discussing Tucker Carlson’s deranged rally address, Obama's pretentious summer playlists, and Trump’s admiration for pro golfers’ giant hogs.   

Plus we devise a plan to breathe life into some new half-baked seggies (and revive some old favourites) before the final pod