This week we urge you to abandon your friends, family, society etc and instead join up with a ragtag community of online weirdos in the pornhub comments section 🥰 🥰 We also interrogate the claim that blood is thicker than water 👩‍🔬 and reveal the little known legal loophole guaranteed to absolve you of any and all criminal charges! Plus we debut the brand-spanking new game (concocted by another one of you lunatic potterphiles) - Neville Have I Eville!