No time to explain our insanely prolonged absence… we have to talk some serious 🏈🏈FOOTBALL 🏈🏈 specifically the grandiose spectacle that was Super Bowl LVIII with its multitude of thrills, spills and Sunday etc. And more importantly, with the rugby league heading to Las Vegas in a mere matter of weeks, what lessons can the NRL learn from the high-profile romance between Taylor Swift and Kansas City’s very own Dr Frasier Crane? 🥰 

We also objectify Usher in frankly obscene fashion, inspect the Royal Butt, take the old time-shpinner out for a shpin, and meet another classic new character- Snaggletooth!