You would be well within your rights to judge us for yet another extended/ unexplained absence… but before you do, just know that this time there is a truly shocking and legit explanation (for some of it) and yes it does involve the movie Alien: Romulus.

But the upside is we have plenty to catch up on including the strange tale of a fox doing coke, the BOOM period of Christian-presenting rock bands, and another Trump assassination attempt with a decidedly Looney Tunes vibe about it. And we also journey into the heart of darkness that is Nathan’s instagram algorithm