That even hurt to type out...creamy.

Possibly one of the grossest words in human existence. 

It has been WEEKS since I caught up with Kurtis, so we recap our respective traveling adventures as we tie a bow on summer, discuss the tavern cut pizza madness, and ponder why Kurtis would put Crocs on his brand new phone.

Cheers!

Bobby Longsleeves is back! When we meet in the dungeon, you know we are plotting on ways to maximize your eating experiences, no matter what the situation.

It's been TOO long since I have been to a buffet, so I figured we would draw up the most strategic maneuvers across various buffet formats.

Cheers!

Check out Robert's coverage of the Illini @ www.illiniboard.com

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The defining console that started the boom was the Nintendo Entertainment System.

Shep and I run down the greatest games you had to blow into the back of, push down as far as you could, and stack another game on top of...

Follow @PaignPro on social media to let us know what we missed.

This episode is dedicated to Bobby White.

Cheers.

I have been following John's career for quite some time. The man is PASSIONATE about filmmaking. I believe he has a really talented eye, and you will hear how his dedication will match his confidence. 

I am super stoked to hear about the feature that he is writing, directing, and producing.

The locally shot slasher film "Final Summer" is coming out next summer! We sat down to talk about the project, the collaborators, the influences, the ambitious task, Easter Eggs, and the high bar John set for the villain reveal.

I had to tap my man Kurtis to join us. He is my horror phone a friend when I have any questions. He had some technical issues, but we made the best of it.

Please check out the FINAL SUMMER Kickstarter and be a part of film history in CU.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/finalsummermovie/final-summer

Cheers!

Yes we did! The formative years of my brothers and myself were captured as a snapshot on many many many tiny cassettes.

So, we had to get together and run it back.

Mike and Sonny joined me in the dungeon to draft the BEST 90s RnB tracks!....and apparently some JUST a bit outside.

Was Voldemort mentioned?

Find out.

Cheers!

Sean makes his podcast debut, and is known around parts unknown as a "triviahead."

So, we decided to pick teams of fictional characters from well-known movies to compete on our trivia team.

No mutants.

No robots.

No time travelers.

Let's go.

Cheers.

Not previously recorded songs that were added to a movie for vibes mind you...

These are songs that were performed in a movie, specifically made FOR that movie.

Chris Shep joins me on a holiday weekend to reminisce over some random characters that made lifelong memories through song.

Barbecue the dog makes a brief appearance in the middle to tell the neighbors he will eat their fireworks. 

Cheers!

Have you met any new friends at the pool lately?

Are you ready for a revelation in the world of wing dipping?

Is it time for Paw Patrol and the Fast and Furious Family to team up and take over the world?

Click play and find out.

Cheers!

Shep is back to collaborate with me in uploading the GREATEST fictional bars and restaurants that need to open here. Now.

Many a time, I have been watching a show or movie and transported to these places. It's time to turn dreams into realities.

I have some great guests lined up for a fresh run of bags in the next couple of weeks, so I hope you enjoy this throwback in the meantime!

Cheers.

We kept it brief for the most fun of all "holidays." We blindly introduced a new segment called "Eternal Questions," and recounted our glorious tribute to fathers. 

Maybe we will delve deeper into the Sopranos at a later date...

Cheers friends!