The lads drag themselves back to the microphone from their various RL and Total War commitments and promise never to be so naughty again. So, please stop emailing, texting and shouting at us in the street! We're back with more ill informed chat and even the occasional T9A thought. Enjoy!

The lads make the journey south in the teeth of Storn Eunice to play in the Bristol based Art of War 4 and then home in the teeth of Storm Franklin loaded with a treasure trove of stories from the battlefield. Enjoy!

Howdy Partners! The lads are joined once again by Henry G from the US of A to discuss the Masters lists for this years North American Showdown. Who will walk away with the coveted Mantle of the Colonies Best Player? Get this in your ear holes and place your bets!

In other news, the UK is blown into the sea.

Much puerile humour ensues as the lads reach an important landmark. In other news the balance patch is out. That poor chap at New Recruit....

The lads get together to catch up with all that's been happening in the last few weeks since Matt disappeared into the mountains and Kev flew the pod solo. Celtic League, Scotland Training Weekend and the upcoming Bristol Art of War among others. Enjoy.

The lads are joined by the new UK and ROI Master Ed Murdoch to revel in his glory and by association elevate themselves to the status of gods!

We're not going to lie, this was our second attempt at the pod which didn't record the first time and the second attempt was also beset by technical issues as Matt goes missing half way through! We apologise but as Herodutus once said 'not rain, nor snow, nor gloom of night shall keep the Paired Weapon Podcast from thine ear holes.' Or something like that anyway.

On the eve of the UK and ROI Masters Kev and Matt are joined by Jeff Keeling of South West England fame (an Arthurian Wessexian?)whose rare sorties into the tournament scene are frighteningly succesful. A real unknown quantity this player, don't be surprised if this Beast Herder is in the mix come late Sunday... Oh, and a bloody nice chap and dog lover!

To run you through the Masters lists the lads are joined by none other that Dr Dan Thomas and Henry Grieg (Johnny Crass) all the way from Manchester and California respectively. (Henry got up at 4 am to do the pod!) We hope that you enjoy the scoop of the year and we're sorry about the feedback on one of the mics...

The lads are joined by the legend that is Mikey Newman to discuss the upcoming Masters and all things T9a including his role in the Rules Team, The Balance Patch, The Faction Tier and various LAB's plus his long and distinguished career as Capt of England ETC and a pro painter amongst many, many other hobby rekated matters and some non hobby too. Has the podcast ever been so honoured!

Kev and Matt are joined by T9A Enforcer Chay to discuss all things Masters related. The first of our three Masters interviews with the UK and Ireland's Top 16 Players, the lads find out what makes the Big Man tick and, crucially, how many of the Masters Qualifiers Chay could fight at once.