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In this delightfully chaotic episode of Are You My Dad??, we kick things off with a heartfelt pitch for Henry Cavill as the ultimate modern-day dad. With gym sessions, gaming marathons, and Warhammer nights included. Then, things take a turn through the annals of history as we nominate ancient Chinese warlord Lü Bu for his ji-swinging skills and questionable moral compass. And just when you thought the dad chat was over, we dive headfirst into a wild recap of Time Bandits, a time-hopping Terry Gilliam classic featuring dwarves, divine theft, and a cosmic clash between God and an Evil Genius. Buckle up—it’s one bizarre and hilarious ride through time, fantasy, and fatherhood.

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This is a fever dream!~⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

We’re talking Godzilla Minus One, a haunting post-war kaiju drama that follows Koichi, a former kamikaze pilot wrestling with PTSD, guilt, and loss in the aftermath of WWII. As if surviving the war wasn’t traumatic enough, a newly mutated Godzilla re-emerges, turning Koichi’s road to redemption into a monster-sized reckoning. With a makeshift family and a rising civilian resistance at his back, Koichi is forced to confront both his past and the looming threat of annihilation. It’s intense, emotional, and packed with jaw-dropping destruction—basically everything you’d want from a Godzilla movie with an actual soul.

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Only real one's know about Godzilla Plus Ultra~

This week, we’re all going to prison—well, hypothetically. After ignoring a cease and desist (mistaking it for yet another credit card offer), we’re prepping for life behind bars with some “essential” survival tips. Rule one? Win over the biggest boss with baked goods. Rule two? Stick with a crew, because surprise pillow fights can turn into kidney heists real quick. But don’t worry, we’ve got the perfect prison flick to guide us through: The Shawshank Redemption. Following Andy Dufresne’s journey from wrongly convicted banker to prison escape mastermind, this classic tale of resilience, friendship, and sweet, sweet revenge is a must-watch. So grab your commissary snacks and let’s dive in!

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I was here~

This week we take a moment to highlight the overlooked history of Black actors in Hollywood, from Hattie McDaniel’s groundbreaking Oscar win to Stepin Fetchit’s complicated legacy. Then, we dive into Green Book, a biographical drama following pianist Don Shirley and his unlikely bond with driver Tony Vallelonga as they navigate racism in the Jim Crow South. Through clashes and lessons, their journey explores the power of connection and the possibility of change.

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These guys look cool in that green car~

The kids regroup and discuss all the movies they recorded throughout 2024!

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Number 7 will blow your mind!~

Gremlins 2: The New Batch—Joe Dante’s satirical, self-aware sequel, delivering a bigger budget, wild meta humor, and a chaotic, rule-breaking spectacle.

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Now with more gremlin!~

Welcome back to One Panda with a View! This time, we dive into One Piece: Heart of Gold, a TV special following the Straw Hats as they protect Olga, a girl who’s lived 200 years thanks to the mysterious Pure Gold. Hunted by treasure seeker Mad Treasure, she teams up with Luffy and crew, leading to battles, puzzles, and a final showdown inside a giant angler fish. In classic One Piece fashion, the Straw Hats save the day—only for none of it to matter because it’s non-canon. Hooray!

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What is One Piece Doing in my Pandaview!?~

Welcome back to Pandaview! Tonight, we’re diving into the candy known as 3 Musketeers, originally three flavors—chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry—until WWII sugar rationing reduced it to one. Fun fact: freezing it gives it an ice cream-like texture! Speaking of Musketeers, we also cover The Man in the Iron Mask, a drama where former Musketeers plot to replace the cruel King Louis with his secret twin, Philippe. Their daring plan is foiled, then saved, when a shocking family twist reveals the captain of the Musketeers is the twins’ father. Stay tuned for more!

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Leo looks like a wolfperson in this poster~

The same two punks sit down and talk about their year once more.

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Gremlins (1984), directed by Joe Dante and produced by Steven Spielberg, is a dark comedy-horror film that follows Billy Peltzer, who receives a mysterious creature called a Mogwai named Gizmo as a Christmas gift. Bound by strict rules—no bright light, no water, and no feeding after midnight—chaos ensues when the rules are broken, leading to the creation of mischievous and destructive Gremlins that wreak havoc on the small town of Kingston Falls. With the help of his girlfriend, Kate, Billy must stop the Gremlins and restore order. Known for its blend of humor, horror, and satirical critique of holiday consumerism, Gremlins remains a beloved cult classic.

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Haiho Haiho Haiho~