There's nothing like getting out of the tub smelling nice & fresh...like a freshly baked PIZZA. China once again is ahead of its time by treating Rheumatism with cat pee. Men seem to be more impressed with enhancing their junk than they think the women are. Pancho Guero, my Insane FL Nephew, will also relate a story about how much make-up Mrs. Pancho really needs.

In this episode...

• [A Piece of My Mind] "Not Guilty" For Being UGLY: Unattractive Faces May Get a Break In Court; 
• Chinese Zoo Sells Tiger Urine for $7, Claims It Treats Rheumatism; 
• Papa John's Has Bath Bombs So You Can Bathe in Their Garlic Sauce; 
• An IVF Clinic Messed Up, & a Woman Gave Birth to the Wrong Baby; 
• Trader Joe’s is Selling Fertilized Chicken Eggs; 
• Someone Had a Bad Morning Within 1 Minute: Their Alarm, a 911 Call, & Nudes to Friends; 
• Men Are Injecting Their Jawlines With Bone-Like Filler For Chiseled Faces; 
• Forget male Botox—Finance Bros LineUp For Penis & Scrotum Fillers.

Pancho answers your burning questions about whether Valentine's Day is just a "Hallmark Holiday" and do women like to be told they look better without makeup. Play along with Pancho & see if you can tell if this headline is fake news or Florida: "A Holiday man had his monkey taken away after the 2 of them were busted for driving a stolen car….."


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