(00:00:00) Opening

(00:01:22) A Piece of My Mind

(00:07:09) Weekend Stupidity (Without Pancho Guero)

(00:31:06) Weekend Round-Up In Stupidity

(00:37:50) Ask A Caller

(00:44:08) Closing

If your truck is lifted so much that you are driving over other cars...Lamborghini Huracán...maybe go with a half-ton. If you believed the urban legend of where a Chinese restaurant was the cat population was low, you might rethink that notion after you find out what was sitting next to the food at the "China Queen" in Pineville, LA. If you're vacationing in Florence, Italy and admiring the ancient sculptures... keep your hands to yourself. Especially if it's the genitals of a statue that was created 460 years ago. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Gureo" is getting old and senile--he "just remembered" he has to be at "Little Pancho's" Homeschool Graduation and so he isn't available for this weekend episode. But that doesn't mean all is lost! I've thrown in some surprises to keep you entertained...

In this Weekend Episode...

• [A Piece of My Mind…] Federal Surveillance Tech Becomes Mandatory in New Cars by 2027
• Teachers Share the Stupidest Things Their Students Have Ever Done
• Family Clones Deceased Man With AI To Protect 80-y/o Mom From Grief
• FL Woman Didn’t See Lamborghini In Parking Spot In Front Of Her Lifted Truck—So She Drove OVER It
• Teen Girl Fires Cop’s Lost Gun, Mistaken As A Prop At A Gaming Center
• Roadkill Found in The Freezer of a Chinese Restaurant In Louisiana
• NY Bakery Shows Support For Buffalo Sabres With “X-Rated” Bread
• Woman Damages 16th-Century Statue By Trying To Touch Its Penis

I'm introducing a special segment this week since the show is short-handed... It's the Weekend Round-Up with a "lightning round" of a few newsmakers from the week! And since there's the absence of "Pancho", this week, I'll "ASK A CALLER" whether it's still socially acceptable to spank your children. This, after last week's observance of "National Spank Out Day"!


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This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening

(00:00:44) Midweek BONUS Stupidity

(00:55:13) Insane Week In Review

(01:13:09) Genius Awards

(01:25:39) Closing

Those GenZ kids are at it again...asking for meetings with co-workers because their lonely. Don't piss away an opportunity to give back to Mother Nature when you can transform your pee into tomato plant food. The "breakfast of champions" is no longer "Wheaties", it's BEEF--it's what's for breakfast..with milk...

In this Midweek BONUS Episode...

• Burglary Call In Washington State Turned Out to Be a ‘Crisis of Bowels'
• Don't Like Needles? What If You Could Get a Shot by Drinking a Beer?
• Oreo's Dill Pickle Flavor Divides Social Media
• Guy Who’s Paid to Drink 10 Pints a Day Bought a House from His Boozing
• Your PEE Could Help Fertilize The World
• Protein PowerUP: Meaties Beef Cereal
• Troopers Catch Guy Who Kept Tally of Times He Escaped Cops
• Amazon Delivery Drones Involve a 10-Ft. Drop, so Do Items Break?
• Getting “Pickled”—Literally? Pabst Blue Ribbon and Grillo's Pickles Launch Limited-Edition Pickle Beer
• Pilots Caught Meowing and Barking On An Emergency Aviation Frequency
• Pay What You Owe...Or Dumpster Company Will Dump Mounds of Trash In Your Driveway
• Aussie Woman Sick Of Dating Apps Creates A Google Application Form—260 Men Respond
• FL City Mayor Flunks Drug Test While on Probation For Drunk Driving
• Gen Z Workers Want 'Virtual Coffee Breaks' and Zoom Gossip Sessions to Make Their Work From Home Experience Better
• GA Lawmaker Wore Blackface to Be Kanye West Next to His Wife as Kim Kardashian
• YouTube Ragebaiter Kisses Statue in South Korea—Ends Up In JAIL
• 3 Hits, 20 Runs, and 0 Dignity: MD College Team Invents “Self-Serve Baseball”
• Pleasure Trip? Creepy FL Man Caught Driving Around With His “Joy Stick”
• Forget Politics Or Used Cars: Now You Could Get Rich Selling S#!t—IF You’re Healthy Enough
• Chinese Man Spends 8 YEARS with Metal Chopstick Stuck in His Throat
• FL Man Forced His Girlfriend Into The Trunk Of His Car Because She Didn't Want To Be Around Him

More stupidity coming at you from the latest headlines in the Insane Week In Review and more "geniuses" ...including a infamous late night talk show bully in the weekly Genius Awards!


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(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!

This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening

(00:01:09) A Piece of My Mind

(00:05:16) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew

(00:14:23) Not 1—Not 2—Not 3…but FIVE Deer Crash Into PA Home, Trashing It

(00:19:18) A 91-y/o Grandma Found Safe—Gaming In Bedroom During Welfare Check

(00:22:52) Air-Beat & Beat? Some Airbnb’s Offering “Sex Dungeons” For The Kinky

(00:27:46) Would You Pay $2 Per Minute to Video Chat with...AI Jesus?

(00:33:22) Chinese Car Company Patents a Voice-Activated "In-Vehicle Toilet"

(00:38:00) Man Pees On FL Airport Taxiway, Chased Aircraft, and Drove His Vehicle Through Gate

(00:41:15) Inmate in WA State tried smuggling fentanyl in rectum, then attempted swallowing it after

(00:44:51) Ask Pancho

(01:07:05) Insane Game Show

(01:26:04) Closing

These drug dealers will stoop to no limit to hide their contraband from authorities...like the man who took fentanyl hidden up his rectum & popped it into his mouth. The Chinese are pretty innovative when it comes to new ideas, but is this idea just a bit over the top...or maybe under your bottom...with back seat toilets for your car. Next time you & your significant other want to spice things up when on vacation to FL, my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" has a travel tip for you: Try the latest Airbnb option...with chains and leather. 

In this Weekend Episode...

• [A Piece of My Mind…] Disney World Ticket Prices Set to Rise in 2027: "People Keep Going"
• Not 1—Not 2—Not 3…but FIVE Deer Crash Into PA Home, Trashing It
• A 91-y/o Grandma Found Safe—Gaming In Bedroom During Welfare Check
• Air-Beat & Beat? Some Airbnb’s Offering “Sex Dungeons” For The Kinky
• Would You Pay $2 Per Minute to Video Chat with...AI Jesus?
• Chinese Car Company Patents a Voice-Activated "In-Vehicle Toilet"
• Man Pees On FL Airport Taxiway, Chased Aircraft, and Drove His Vehicle Through Gate
• Inmate in WA State tried smuggling fentanyl in rectum, then attempted swallowing it after

Pancho dives in head-first in answering a couple of questions like the proper age for a 16-y/o daughter to start dating and how far is "too far" when a co-worker is super chatty with your wife? Pancho takes on another round of the Insane Game Show, so see if you can match his skill!

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(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!

This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening

(00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity

(00:50:16) Insane Week In Review

(01:04:46) Genius Awards

(01:21:38) Closing

A bird underwater? It's possible now thanks to a man who built a tiny submarine for his parakeet. A driver from NY tried his hand at being a FL Man by dancing by the freeway...wearing nothing but a hardhat. TikTok has again proven that the stupidest hacks are found there by convincing idiots to smear sugar on their buttholes to treat hemorrhoids. Just when you thought it couldn't get any more stupid, you have this podcast.

In this Midweek BONUS Episode...

• OR Judge Says She's Too Busy Running for Reelection to Oversee Cases
• Man Orders 11 McDonald's Meals for His Large Family in a Drive-Thru, and It Required "Management Approval"
• Woman Makes Boyfriend Sign 'Performance Improvement Plan' After He Forgot That It Was Her Birthday
• Unsupervised Child at Hersheypark Zoo Injured by Wolf After Crawling Under Safety Barrier
• Stupid Alabama Mom Used Bear Spray on a Child
• Hunter Biden Challenges Don Jr. and Eric Trump to a Cage Fight
• Half Of A Colorado Sheriff’s Office Indicted On Multiple Criminal Charges
• Goin’ Viral: Parrakeet Explores Bahamas in a Custom-Built SUBMARINE
• People Are Literally Eating Mini Clay Pots on TikTok
• FL Woman Lost Her Mind Because of Peppers on Her Subway Sandwich
• Florida: Where You Might Notice a Dead Alligator On a Car Roof
• A Pennsylvania Pair Steal 96 Bananas From a Wawa
• NY Driver Wearing Only A Hardhat Arrested For Nude Dancing In FL
• Elon Musk's Head Was Roaming San Francisco–On A Robot Dog
• Sailor Says He Found a Dead Rat in His Monster Energy Drink
• Lee Co., FL Woman Busted For Driving 123 MPH—Drunk
• FL “Froggers” In Flagler Co.: Middle School Boys Play Out Video Game In Real Life
• Nantucket Flight Returns Safely After Cabin Door Blows Open Mid-Air
• PA Man Is Injured After Dropping Pipe Bomb He Made To Entertain Guests
• PA Man “Clocks” A Co-Worker One Minute After Clocking In At His Job
• TikTok Hemorrhoids Hack: Should You Put Sugar On Your Butthole?

You'll get all the stupidity from the latest current events with the Insane Week In Review and meet all the stupendous "winners" in this week's Genius Awards!


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(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!

This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening

(00:01:47) A Piece of My Mind

(00:08:28) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew

(00:26:36) A New Kind of Human? Living in Space Could Create New Human Species

(00:35:16) (Priorities)...Cop On Dating App During a Standoff

(00:39:03) Stressed Gen Z is Carrying Around ‘Anxiety Bags’ With Tools to Calm Their Nerves

(00:43:04) Guy In NYC Subway Wears a Jacket With LIVE COCKROACHES INSIDE

(00:48:38) Human Skull Found At Park During Kids' Easter Egg Hunt

(00:52:26) Video Shows Parents Trying To Smuggle Their Own Kids Into Disneyland

(00:56:24) Greek Woman’s “Biologically Implausible” Sinus Infection Leads To Sneezing WORMS Out Her NOSE

(01:01:08) Ask Pancho

(01:15:14) Insane Game Show

(01:33:19) Coming Next Episode

(01:42:35) Closing

Apparently the way police in CA destress during a police stand-off is with Tinder. As cops swarm a suspect in a shoot-out, one sheriff deputy is swiping left. Children with baskets are frolicking at a delightful Easter egg hunt when one egg looked bigger than the rest--because it was a human skull. A woman's sinus infection turned out to be a larve infestation of the sheep bot fly! And stupidity managed to enter the recording of the podcast when the computer being used during the Insane Game Show started glitching after a wrong answer was given by my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero"! Plenty of stupidity to go around...

In this Weekend Episode...

• [A Piece of My Mind…] Christian Metalcore Singer Magdalen Rose Facing Church Boycotts for Being Too Heavy
• A New Kind of Human? Living in Space Could Create New Human Species
• (Priorities)...Cop On Dating App During a Standoff
• Stressed Gen Z is Carrying Around ‘Anxiety Bags’ With Tools to Calm Their Nerves
• Guy In NYC Subway Wears a Jacket With LIVE COCKROACHES INSIDE
• Human Skull Found At Park During Kids' Easter Egg Hunt
• Video Shows Parents Trying To Smuggle Their Own Kids Into Disneyland
• Greek Woman’s “Biologically Implausible” Sinus Infection Leads To Sneezing WORMS Out Her NOSE

In this week's Ask Pancho segment, my Insane FL Nephew addresses questions about a dilemma that a couple in a cross-country relationship is facing in their plans to meet half-way and how can a mom & a dad agree on proper discipline for a 14-y/o "drama queen" daughter. Play along with "Pancho" with the Insane Game Show to see if you're stupidity matches his!

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(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!

This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening

(00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Stupidity

(01:05:41) Insane Week In Review

(01:20:07) Genius Awards

(01:32:47) Closing

A college prof has found a way to use manual typewriters to keep his students from using AI to write papers in class. And chaos ensued. A 71-y/o school bus driver of elementary students found a way to relieve himself...on the bus...with the students on board. And a dispute in a chicken coop where a family was living in West Virginia. Of course.

In this Midweek BONUS Episode...

• Husband of Former DHS Secretary Kristi Noem Led Cross-Dressing Double Life—Confesses His Lust For “huge, huge ridiculous boobs”
• FL Drug Dealer Smacked in the Head by a Flying Bag of Cocaine
• Prof Makes Students Use Manual Typewriters to Fight Against AI-Writing
• Parenting Hack: Yelling "Jessica!" Can Stop Toddler Tantrums Instantly
• A 71-y/o Massachusetts School Bus Driver Fired After Peeing Inside Bus–With Students on Board
• Relief For Astronauts As Fault Fixed On NASA’s $30 Million Artemis II Toilet
• A Kentucky Equestrian Busted For GUI (Galloping Under The Influence)
• CA Gas Station Is Charging $9.99 for Gas—It Would Be More, But There Isn't Room for More Digits
• Airport Baggage Handlers Vs. Baby Stroller....Who Ya Got?
• Another Waymo Screw-Up: Wrong Way Inside A Drive Thru
• FL Man Caught Trespassing...Wearing a Stolen Inmate Uniform
• West Virginia Woman Flew The Chicken Coop—Over a Dispute
• School Administrator Damages Bar, Is Found Passed Out In His Underwear
• FL Couple Removed From Flight Due to Crying Baby
• Win A House With Liquid Death Running Through The Faucets
• Dynamic pricing? Walmart Rolls Out Digital Price Labels On All Shelves—What Could Go Wrong??
• People Keep POOPING ON Louisiana Deli’s Property—Fence Erected As Last Resort
• Man With 6 Pages Worth Of Criminal History Applied To Be A Police Officer
• (One of Life's Mysteries Solved)....Do Men or Women Have Worse Farts?
• Utah Guy Strips Butt Naked in Front of A Crowd of Mormon Church Event
• Washington State Woman Stabs Man in Back of Head With Toothbrush

Stay up to date with all the stupidity in the latest current events with the insane Week In Review and hear about our 7 weekly "winners" in this week's Genius Awards!


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(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!

This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening

(00:01:51) A Piece of My Mind

(00:05:55) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew

(00:18:14) Gen Z Employees Using Lunch Breaks to Nap and Cry in Strange Places

(00:23:13) NJ Woman Claims Flying Knife Struck Her in the Face While on Ride at Nickelodeon Universe Theme Park

(00:28:04) New Plastic Surgery Trend: 'Rib Remodeling'

(00:34:37) (SICKO!)....Man Ripped Off Woman's Tattoo—Because She Cooked His Box Of Macaroni And Cheese

(00:41:20) X-Rated “Care” Packages Sent To US Troops From OnlyFans Model and Army Brat—For Stress Relief

(00:46:40) School Board Member Called a Student "Hot" During Board Meeting

(00:53:38) Wham-Bam—TO THE MOON! But “Bangin’” On The Moon Might Be A Problem

(00:58:14) Ask Pancho

(01:06:53) Insane Game Show

(01:24:15) Coming Next Episode

(01:30:36) Closing

Remember the Good Ol' Days when Bob Hope would help with morale by visiting the US troops with his stand-up routine? Well, it's a new century and a new way to boost morale...from an OnlyFans model sending X-Rated "Care Packages" to help make a good soldier stand at attention. Lunch Breaks are now used by Gen Z employees to de-stress by taking naps and crying. Remember in prior episodes of the stories about people breaking their legs & inserting metal rods to make them taller...or smashing their cheekbones for that "chisled" manly look? Now they're breaking ribs to get a smaller waistline. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" and I will show you many more ways people can be stupid this week!

In this Weekend Episode...

• A Piece of My Mind…Dumb People Are Terrible At Judging Other People's Intelligence
• Gen Z Employees Using Lunch Breaks to Nap and Cry in Strange Places
• NJ Woman Claims Flying Knife Struck Her in the Face While on Ride at Nickelodeon Universe Theme Park
• New Plastic Surgery Trend: 'Rib Remodeling'
• (SICKO!)....Man Ripped Off Woman's Tattoo—Because She Cooked His Box Of Macaroni And Cheese
• X-Rated “Care” Packages Sent To US Troops From OnlyFans Model and Army Brat—For Stress Relief
• School Board Member Called a Student "Hot" During Board Meeting
  Wham-Bam—TO THE MOON! But “Bangin’” On The Moon Might Be A Problem

We've got a couple of questions sent in for "Pancho" to answer having to do with more relationship situations...such as one woman who's boyfriend wants to loan money to his "ex" and another woman who is having cold feet abotu marrying her boyfriend because he is so "unlucky". And I've re-tooled our Insane Game Show to bring the best of both worlds from our previous version to the newest version ...just to keep things stupid! See if you can play along with "Pancho"!

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Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  

(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!

This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening

(00:00:44) Midweek BONUS Stupidity

(00:56:35) Insane Week In Review

(01:09:34) Genius Awards

(01:25:21) Closing

If the only way to treat retinal cancer was to put pig semen in your eyes, would you do it? I'm betting you would...provided no one told you what was in the treatment. Guys, what would be your method of keeping your "swimmers" fresh? A new study finds that there's a "sweet spot" if you want to keep your "count" high! There's also a sweet spot right below a "HOHO Chair" that's in the yard of a FL Man. A clown face that is a portal to Philadelphia. And the neighbors of Winter Park, FL are not too happy with this attraction because it's 24-ft. high and can be seen all over town. And you thought your neighbor was stupid.

In this Midweek BONUS Episode...

• Jesse Ventura Says Trump Faked Assassination Attempt In Pennsylvania
• A Whole New Meaning to “Eye Contact” As Pig Semen Is Used To Make Eye Drops Delivering Cancer Treatment
• If You Love Your Lawn, You Can Get It Drunk on Natty Light Fertilizer
• COP Busted For Drunkenly Driving to Crime Scene While on Duty
• Is Barbie a Drug Mule Now?
• PA Guy Set Fire to Home While Singing 'Burning Down the House'
• Philadelphia Airport Sets Guinness World Record With Longest Line Of Cheesesteaks
• Finnish Circus Performer Pulls 2,184-Pound Carriage With His Nipples
• A Man's 98th Arrest Involved a Custom Bong on His Car's Dash
• Airline Passenger DIES During 14-HOUR Flight— Corpse Stored In GALLEY
• Plane Forced To Turn Around After It Hit a Coyote During Takeoff
• Pants-Wearing Kangaroo Evades Authorities in Wild Chase—In Wisconsin
• Drunk FL Man Drives Through Gate at the Airport—Tries to Board Planes
• Man Calls 911 In The Car With His Son Who Got Pulled Over By A Cop
• Tiger Woods Arrested For Suspicion Of DUI After Crashing His Land Rover and His Circle Is Concerned: ‘You’re 50 and Need to Act Like It’
• Men Should Frequently Fire Off “Loads” To Prevent Sperm Deteriation
• The Latest Protein Hack: Dumping Yogurt in Your Coffee
• CA Man Found Drunk And Passed Out In Auto-Driving Tesla
• Teen Was So Frustrated with Potholes in His MI Community, He Went to Home Depot and Fixed Them Himself
• Indiana Man Steals A Bud Light Truck—Leads Police On Chase
• FL Artist Builds 24-Ft. High Potty Chair In His Backyard

Stay up-to-date with the latest stupidity from the current events of the day with the Insane Week In Review and meet our 7 new "winners" in this week's Genius Awards!!


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Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  

(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!

This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening

(00:01:45) A PIece of My Mind

(00:07:02) Pancho Guero My Insane FL Nephew

(00:14:05) McDonald's Drive-Thru Headset Stolen, and Guy Said Weird Things to Customers

(00:19:29) FL Man With Fake ‘Missiles’ Mounted On His Truck Triggers Multi-Agency Bomb Squad Response

(00:24:01) Woman Clearly Driving Her Car During a Court Zoom Call Claims She Was *Not* Actually Driving Her Car

(00:36:48) Criminal Genius Faces Auto Theft Charges Arrives To Court In A Different Stolen Car

(00:42:29) Man Arrested For Sexually Assaulting The Easter Bunny

(00:47:50) FL Woman Gets Ticket for Texting With a Hand She Doesn’t Have

(00:52:32) Woman Who Had Sex With Identical Twins Told It Is ‘Not Possible’ To Identify Father Of Baby

(00:57:39) Ask Pancho

(01:07:57) Insane Game Show

(01:25:51) Coming Next Episode

(01:33:24) Closing

Nowadays, just about any tech device runs a risk of being hacked. And it happened as a drive-thru customer at McD's tried to order a hamburger when the clerk's headphones were hijacked by a rogue frequency fraudster. Another guy tried a literal hands-on approach at hacking through an Easter Bunny costume...while the person was inside...to find out if it was a boy or a girl. And my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" (who is an identical twin himself) tells of a pair of identical twins that could be the next guest on Maury Povich's "Who's Your Daddy" because even the DNA tests couldn't tell which one was the daddy of a baby delivered by a woman who had sex with both twins within 4 days of each other...

In this Weekend Episode...

• A Piece of My Mind…What Kids Actually Want From Play Time (It’s Not What Adults Think)
• McDonald's Drive-Thru Headset Stolen, and Guy Said Weird Things to Customers
• FL Man With Fake ‘Missiles’ Mounted On His Truck Triggers Multi-Agency Bomb Squad Response
• Woman Clearly Driving Her Car During a Court Zoom Call Claims She Was *Not* Actually Driving Her Car
• Criminal Genius Faces Auto Theft Charges Arrives To Court In A Different Stolen Car
• Man Arrested For Sexually Assaulting The Easter Bunny
• FL Woman Gets Ticket for Texting With a Hand She Doesn’t Have
• Woman Who Had Sex With Identical Twins Told It Is ‘Not Possible’ To Identify Father Of Baby

You got questions? Pancho can answer them! He gives his sage wisdom on resolving the problem of an upset daughter who didn't hit her goal in Girl Scout Cookie sales...and whether Mom & Dad should just buy up all the surplus. Also he gives some advice to a guy who got "tip shamed" at a restaurant for not leaving a tip...despite putting the order in and paying for it at the kiosk himself. Play along with "Pancho" this week in the Insane Game Show and see if you come up with the answers faster than he can...and he takes a LOT of time to do it!

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Real-time updates and story links are found on the TELEGRAM Channel at: https://t.me/InsaneErikLane  

(Theme song courtesy of Randy Stonehill, ”It’s A Great Big Stupid World”. Copyright ©1992 Stonehillian Music/Word Music/Twitchin’ Vibes Music/ASCAP) Order your copy on the Wonderama CD from Amazon!

This episode includes AI-generated content.

(00:00:00) Opening

(00:00:44) Midweek BONUS Stupidity

(01:15:07) insane Week In Review

(01:26:50) Genius Awards

(01:37:10) Closing

You don't meet many people who look forward to spending any time in a hospital. Well, this time you're going to meed someone who not only likes spending time in the hospital, they haven't left in over 4 months and the hospital is now suing to evict her. Reports were pouring in all over from a moving sweet potato truck that was in flames and dropping hot potatoes along the road as it sped to the nearest fire department. Also from the Far East, customers in a Shanghai McDonald's were treated to robots dressed in uniform flipping their burgers...

In this Midweek BONUS Episode...

• Survey Finds 19 Million Americans Have Seriously Thought About Shooting Someone
• FL Man Ran Into a River, and Was Tracked Down by Cops on Paddleboards
• Discharged FL Hospital Patient Has Refused To Leave—For FIVE Months
• Gen Z Thinks Capital Letters Are “Too Intense” and a Linguist Agrees
• Man In Japan Drives Flaming Food Truck To Firehouse—Dropping Roasted Potatoes Along The Road
• North Carolina Woman Attacked By An Otter While Watching a Marathon
• Man Tries to Rob 6 NYC Banks in 5 Days—Made Off With Just $605
• Gen Z Wants ‘Green Days’ Off Work to Reconnect With Nature
• Why Do Men Enjoy Farting So Much?
• Some People Are Deciding to Not Pay Their Federal Income Tax
• Live Possum Snuggles Stuffed Toys At Australian Airport Store
• A Woman Stole a Car with Her Pet Kitten, and Freaked About Its Safety When Being Arrested
• Mom Arrested After Leaving 7 Kids Locked in Car While She Gambled
• FL Woman—Four Loko Drunk—Busted With Minors in the Trunk and Backseat of Car
• McDonald’s Experimenting With Robot Employees That Look Like Humans—And Even Dress in Uniform
• CREEPER UPDATE: The “Parachuting Spiders” Are Spreading
• Maintenance Worker Caught On Camera Peeing In Tenant's Sink
• Grandma Shocked as Meteorite Crashes Through Her Roof
• People Are Covering Their Smart Car Key Fobs in Tin Foil
• Politics Makes Us More Stupid
• Missouri Men Were Arrested for Harming a Woolly Mammoth

Catch up on the stupidity from the latest current events from the Insane Week In Review and be introduced to the stupedous of stupidity with our 7 "winners" in the Genius Awards!


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