My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" is surrounded by viruses from his 2 "Little Panchos" & is still waiting for them to find the one remaining Easter egg. He, in the meantime, is just in "survival mode"... He also delves into the new trend of "looksmaxxing". We also hear about a social media influencer who wasn't prepared for a photo shoot in a bikini in sub-freezing temps! And just how far will a woman go to find the perfect husband...if she can get anyone to accept?

In this Episode...

• [A Piece of My Mind] Nearly Half of Teens Admit Social Media is Bad For Mental Health
• Hammer to The Cheekbones: The Rise Of 'Looksmaxxing' Influencers
• Woman Has a LONG List of Rules to Date Her, Including a $300K Salary & a Vasectomy
• Woman Who Left Swastika Brick on Cyber Truck is a Therapist Who Blamed Elon Musk For Her Tantrum
• Couple Hosts Birthday Party at Their Own Restaurant, Then Hands Each Guest a Bill
• Atlanta Braves Reporter Slammed for Getting Woman's Phone Number During Broadcast: 'Insanely Inappropriate'
• Brazilian Influencer Hospitalized With Frozen Butt
• A Man Caused a 3-Alarm Fire...After Setting Fire to His "Sex Toys"

Pancho will answer some relationship questions about nitpicking over a "little lie" and should a mis-delivered pizza cause a war between neighbors. Test your stupidity against Pancho's in the weekly Insane Game Show!


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A Texas Democrat found herself alone in the cotton patch after some stupid remarks she made at a church. A emergency dispatcher found herself in the wrong place to order McDonald's--while she's taking a 911 call. An elementary school Asst. Principal found herself in the wrong place to get a foot rub by a 13-y/o student--in her office.

In this Midweek BONUS Episode...

• Flight Passenger Slammed for Spraying ‘So Much’ Disinfectant on Plane That Other Flyers Had Coughing Fits
• Democrat Jasmine Crockett: “The Fact is Ain't None of Y'all Trying to Go & Farm Right Now...We Done Picking Cotton"
• China Is Installing Escalators on Mountains...So Anyone Can "Hike" Them
• Restaurant Offers Up to 20% 'Skinny Discount' If Customers Can Fit Through Small Gaps in Fence
• A McDonald's Worker Choked a Customer for Grabbing Ranch Sauce
• An Emergency Dispatcher Was Caught Ordering McD’s During a 911 Call
• 3 Florida Teens Attacked the Easter Bunny
• Man Caused ‘Mini Explosion’ After Cooking Raw Steak In Work Microwave
• Airport Security Found A SEX TOY in Woman's Suitcase
• The Scene that Causes Chaos at Screenings of "A Minecraft Movie"
• High School Baseball Player Facing 15 Counts of Battery for Urinating in Opposing Team's Water Jug
• PA Pallbearers Plunge Into Burial Hole While Carrying Casket
• FL Man Hurls Bottles of Pee at Worker After Being Denied Job Interview
• Police Arrest 4 People for Riding Their "Emotional Support" Horses Through a Walmart
• Cops Bust Drunk FL Man Wearing Pink Thong, Fake Breasts, Pink Wig
• FL Middle School Assistant Principal Forced Student to Rub Her Feet
• (Stupidity At 35,000 Ft.) Passenger Throws Hissy Fit Over Meal, Forces Trans-Atlantic Flight Back to JFK
• Jose Luis Ballester Took a Pee Break at the Masters...In a Creek
• Most Parents Give Kids Gifts On Their Sibling’s Birthday So They Don’t Feel Left Out
• KFC Introduces Fried Chicken-Flavored Toothpaste and It's Selling Out
• Would You Try a "Sm'oyster"? It's an Oyster / S'mores Mash-Up

Get the rundown on the stupidity from the most recent current events & find out who did the most stupendous stupidity in this week's "Genus Awards"!


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If you're puppies can swim, you will be the fastest fertilizer! If your Foster Mom doesn't like you, she might trade you off for a pet monkey! If you don't like who was elected president, you don't have the option to assassinate them! But some left-of-center people didn't get that memo. Pancho Guero, my Insane FL Nephew is trying to get through all of this week's stupidity, but it's hard to keep his composure!

In this Episode...

• [A Piece of My Mind] Majority of Left-of-Center Americans Now Justify a Trump Assassination
• A Woman Called AAA During a Standoff...to Fix Tire Police Had Just Spiked
• A Firm Neck Massage Almost Killed a Guy
• Guy Got a Fungal Infection in His Lungs from Sniffing His Own Dirty Socks
• A Naked Man on a Highway Said He Was on His Way to "Get Some Pants"
• Foster Mom Accused of Trading a Kid for a Pet Monkey
• Pastor Prefers Frisks from Male Airport Security Agents Because Scanners "Turn You Gay"
• A Sperm Racing League Is Coming, and Yes You Can Bet on It

Pancho will tackle the tough questions about whether someone should someone criticize other kids on a sports team & how to deal with an April Fool's gag gone badly wrong. See how well your stupidity matches up against Pancho by determining if this headline is fake or "Florida": "An Orlando woman was caught on video shaving her legs as she rode on the back of a motorcycle"


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It seems nowadays more women choose to take off all their clothes in airports. Police nab a man who nabbed "Polly" the pet chicken & had to perform an intervention. School lunches may not taste very good, but school lunch ladies sure do...especially for a 16-y/o.

In this Midweek BONUS Episode...

• A Fake Trucking Company Stole 80,000 Pounds of Meat Worth $350,000
• PA Woman Loses $2.5 Million Lottery Ticket Left in Donated Jacket
• Man Eating Cinnamon Bun Robs Grocery Store With Machete
• Wild Turkeys Chase Mail Carrier Out of Neighborhood
• The Worst Types of Bathrooms Are Port-a-Potties & Gas Station Toilets
• Former FL Principal Facing Charges for Hosting Underage House Party
• Spirit Passenger Strips Down, Flashes Boobs in Front of Fellow Fliers During Another Airport Meltdown
• Police Chase Man Who Stole Ex-Girlfriend's Chicken: 'I've Got Polly'
• FL Man Picked Up Sitting Nude on Crowded Beach With Beer & Women's Underwear
• Denied Boarding An Airplane, A Drunk Gal Lets Out A 'Demonic Scream'
• ESPN's Scott Van Pelt 'Almost [Crapped] His Pants on Live TV': 'I Had Leaves in the Gutter'
• Deputies seize 7 tigers from man claiming they were his service animals
• “Gym Rat” Baggage Handler's Shirtless Stunt in Airplane's Turbine Could Have Killed Him
• Bruce Willis' 36-y/o Daughter Rumer Says She Still Takes Baths With Her 30-Something-y/o Adult Sisters
• A Man Walked Into a Family Dollar Wearing Only a Mask
• Married High School Lunch Lady Bagged A Teenage Student
• FL Dog Mom Pries Open Alligator’s Mouth to Save Her Pooch
• Fight Breaks Out at Buffalo Wild Wings After Auburn Loses to Florida
• School Principal Busted For 'Skip Scanning' At Walmart–Because His Friends Told Him To
• Husband Tells Wife There’s ‘No Excuse For Not Knowing How to Cook’—And People Are On His Side

Get up to date on the weekly current evemts stupidity with the Insane Week In Review & find out who was most stupendous in stupidity with the weekly Genius Awards!


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This kids have found another urn & have been playing with grandpa...and he tastes so ...um, well, you'll find out. If you don't know how to use an AK-47, it's not a good idea to show it off. There's a lot to learn about the history of buttholes. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" actually learned some new terms!

In this episode...

• [A Piece of My Mind] Gen Z Is Being Labeled ‘the Ghosted Generation’
• The 10 Best April Fools' Stunts Brands Pulled This Year
• Zig-Zag Road Paint Design Leaves Pennsylvania Town Swerving
• Another Toddler Is Going Viral...for Accidentally Eating Grandpa's Ashes
• School District Asks Parents To Stop Smoking Weed In School Parking Lot During Drop-Off, Pick-Up
• Guy Accidentally Shoots His Friend In The CROTCH With An AK-47
• FL JERK Threatens To Beat Up Woman After Being Denied Free Refill at a Kids' Lemonade Stand
• Buttholes Once Had a Very Different Purpose…According To A STUDY

Pancho answers some marriage questions about whether marraige ruins friendships & if a fiance can wear her LATE husband's engagement ring! Test your stupidity against Pancho's to find out if a headline about the headline of a Holiday man had his monkey taken away after police busted him for driving a stolen vehicle is FAKE or a real FLORIDA story!

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(00:00:00) Stupidest Parking Ticket; Swimming Hole Sex Show; & Idaho Bans "Truck Nuts"

(00:00:43) Midweek BONUS Supidity

(00:46:30) insane Week In Review

(00:58:19) Genius Awards

I had 4 hours of my life that I'll never get back taken from the this week. I sat for jury selection...and GOT SELECTED. Ugh. Oh well, it's my "civic duty". Why do they need a radio DJ for a juror? I could have gotten out of it by coming in wearing a MAGA shirt, but I would probably be escorted out by armed security. That was my stupid week. But what about seeing some sexcapades at your favorite swimming hole & then being told you have to pay for what you could not unsee? We've all been caught by the meter maid when getting back to our parked car, but what if the parking spot was created while you slept & then you got fined for it? If you're living in Idaho, better cover your potatoes...

In this Midweek BONUS Episode...

• Woman Stripped Herself Nude & Causing Mayhem in DFW Airport
• Is This the Stupidest Parking Ticket of All Time?
• A Tubby/Chubby TX Man Rams A Tesla Cyber Truck With Mini 4-Wheeler
• UK Company Creates World's First Self-Cooling Beverage Can
• Couple Seen Having Sex at Public Swimming Spot Demands Onlookers To Pay For The “Show”
• NJ Police Chief Accused of Turning Department Into "Animal House"
• University of Maryland's Commencement Speaker: Kermit the Frog
• A KITE Makes Contact With United Flight Attempting to Land at Reagan National Airport–Hours After Delta Plane, Air Force Jet Nearly Crash
• Ancient Microplant Used in Sewage Treatment Could Be 'the Next Big Superfood'
• Mystery Man Has Been Leaving Jugs of Urine in Recycling Bins...For Months
• ANOTHER Pooping Incident in Line at GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY Attraction Causes Closure
• Driving on Too Much Coffee Could Get You a DUI
• School Security Officer Accused of Duct-Taping Girl's Mouth Shut For 'Talking Too Much'
• Idaho Gov. signs bill criminalizing public breast exposure & 'truck nuts'
• A Guy Stopped to Put Air in His Tires During a High-Speed Chase
• Police Video Shows A NJ Mayor's Drunk Driving Arrest with Kid in Car
• Mom Breaks Foot After Attempting Stupid “Foot Drop” TikTok Challenge
• Dating App “Tribal” Promises a Match Without Seeing Your Partner's Face
• A 34-y/o CA Woman Uses World's Longest Tongue to Play Jenga
• A 40-y/o FL Woman Charged With Conch Bonking A Male Acquaintance
• Guy Enters Restaurant Naked, 'Flexing Muscles Aggressively'

There's plenty of current events that are really stupid that I'll get you up to date about & we spotlight stupidity with the winners of our "Genius Awards"!


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I love ice cream probably more than I love breasts. But I don't need the 2 combined. Jessica Simpson swears by snake sperm to help her sing. If you call a plumber for an emergency, you'd better be prepared to pay up or get plugged up. My Insane FL Nephew celebrates his 34th birthday & is starting to feel old, but you'd never know it by his email address.

In this Episode...

• [A Piece of My Mind] Gen Z Says If Your Email Address Looks Like This, You’re Probably Old
• Pastor Tells Ushers To Lock Church Doors Until Congregation Gives $40K
• Man Uses ChatGPT to Challenge Traffic Violation Ticket in Court & Wins
• A Plumber Didn't Get Paid, so He Went Back & Re-Clogged the Pipe
• Teen Sisters Tried to Kill Their Mom After She Turned Their Wi-Fi Off
• The Marriage Likely OVER When...She Shoots Her Husband On The Toilet
• Jessica Simpson Says Her Vocal Coach Told Her to Drink Honey With ‘Snake Sperm’ to Help Her Sing
• Breast Milk Flavored Ice Cream Is Arriving This Year

Answers to burning questions are given by Pancho to a couple of people wondering if they should make their in-laws pay for a surprise cruise they ruined when they let the secret slip & whether parents should dictate what goes into wedding planning if they are paying for it. Test your stupid knowledge against Pancho to figure out if the entertainer named "Josh Weston" is actually a Porn Star or a Weatherman.


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The best part of wakin' up is putting a little "perk" in your cup of coffee from an ED drug! Forget taxidermy! The widower of "Three's Company" actress Suzanne Sommers can preserve his wife (who's been dead 2 years) with an A.I. robot of her! Mama Mia! We're having spaghetti with no meatballs! It must mean "It's a GIRL!" I'm serving up stupidity on the buffet line in this Midweek BONUS Episode!

In this episode...

• Coffee Brand 'Found to Contain Erectile Dysfunction Drug'
• Tattoo Anxiety? You Can Now Go Under Anesthesia While Getting Inked
• A Sorority Girl with a Lead Foot Has a "Hot Mugshot" Going Viral
• Spring Break Brawl Ends With Teen Biting Off Man's Ear
• A Hotel Canceled a Traveler's Reservation, Because the Deal They Got Was Too Good
• PA City Hall employee charged with false report of noose left on work desk
• Men Shaving Eyelashes To ‘Look Manly’–TikTok's Most Unhinged Trend Yet
• PA Man Nearly Electrocuted While Allegedly Stealing Copper Wiring
• Kennedy Center Fires Contractor After He Posts Video of Himself Protesting Trump–Completely Nude
• Pirate's Booty Founder Stages Mutiny, Says He's Mayor & Tries to Fire Staff
• ‘Constipated’ Flyer 'Arrested For Hogging the Bathroom'
• Fireball Is Giving Out Lifetime Supplies of Whiskey, BUT There’s a CATCH
• Mom Left Kids Home Alone In Weather Warning–Then Wrestled Cops
• (Creepy…?) Suzanne Somers’ Husband Alan Hamel Has Conversation With AI Replica of Star 2 Years After Her Death
• FL Couple Use "Meatballs Or No Meatballs" For Gender Reveal Party
• More Hair or a Working Wiener? Here's What John Leguizamo Chose
• New Term: "Boomerasking" Is When You Ask a Question Just to Talk About Yourself
• A Guy Robbed a Store with a "Finger Gun," Then Fled in a Pink SUV
• Woman Hits Bicyclist With Her Mercedes–Calmly Drives To Golf Lesson
• Criminal Mastermind Jailed After Stealing $1.50 From Dairy Queen at Gunpoint
• Military-Style Aerial Operation Deployed In Order to Catch FL Teens on Golf Cart Joyride

Get up to date on all the stupid current events with the 'Insane Week In Review" and find out who did the most supendious stupidity in this week's "Genius Awards"!

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Keep an eye out for me appearing in an Internet ad near your screen! My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" takes his health kick to a new low--the sewer--by drinking "poop water". And besides our own stupidity, we have more from the rest of the world!

In this Episode...

• DNA Testing Service 23andMe Files for Bankruptcy–DELETE Your DATA!
• Twin Brothers Marry Twin Sisters in Double Wedding, Go on Joint Honeymoon
• (OOPS!)...A Flight Had to Turn Around Over the Pacific Because a PILOT Forgot His Passport
• (Airplane Purgatory?) Unplanned 8-Hour 'Flight to Nowhere' Leaves Passengers Stuck Where They 1st Started
• National Weather Service Seemingly Captures Photo of Bigfoot During a PA Storm Survey
• AZ Teacher Arrested After Peeing Into A Can–In Front Of His Class
• A Guy Showed Up at the ER with His Girlfriend's Hand Stuck in His Mouth
• Woman Born White Says She Identifies As Black…& She’s Moving To Africa

Pancho will also reply to a couple of questions about honesty...if we're really being honest... And test your stupidity against Pancho's in the weekly Insane Game Show to figure out if by going to Miss Cassidey’s in Grants Pass, Oregon you're going to a "Strip Club" or a "Daycare"!


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How casual can you get? Well, try "sweatpant jeans". Can't afford eggs? A man in FL is making omlets with iguana eggs & folks love 'em! What do you call a naked man walking around on the highway? Weiner. As in "Shawn Weiner". And in a podcast about stupidity, you'll hear all about it right here.

In this Midweek BONUS Episode...

• FL Man's BMW Test Drive Tantrum Turns Into a Destructive Rampage; 
• People Keep Mistaking Nail Glue for Eye Drops; 
• Guest Poops All Over Floor & Walls of Cosmic Rewind at EPCOT & People Kept Standing There; 
• The Big Mac Guy Ate His 35,000th Burger; 
• A Man Was Arrested for Walking Around Naked, & His Name Is "Weiner"; 
• Gary Oldman Loves Fart Humor; 
• Suspect Shoots Woman in Shoulder, Also Accidentally Shoots Herself; 
• Starbucks to Pay $50 Million to Man Whose Genitals Were Scorched by Hot Beverages; 
• Man Found With Live Turtle Hidden in His Pants by TSA; 
• More than 100 Crows in CA Shot to Death by Unknown Suspect; 
• Emerging Trend: Sweatpant Jeans; 
• A Swiss Driver Was Fined $110,000...for Tailgating; 
• (Possibly Unstable) FL Man Threatened Ex-Wife With a Power Drill After Call From Her New Boyfriend; 
• (Newsflash!)...Social Media ‘Becoming Breeding Ground’ For Delusions; 
• Email Signatures Are Bad for the Planet; 
• Monkey Steals Man's Phone in India, Exchanges It for a 'Treat'; 
• A Guy Pulls a Gun at a Bar...Because the Karaoke Machine Wasn't Working; 
• DOGE Has Found 14 'Magic Money Computers' That Create Cash 'Out of Thin Air'; 
• Florida: Where You Can Create Your Own Iguana Omelet; 
• United States Of Anger? Nearly Half of Americans Say We’ve Become More Rude Since the Pandemic; 
• FL Man Arrested for Lap Dance Heist; 

And get up to date on the latest current events that are made stupid as well as our weekly "winners" in the Genius Awards!

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