• Sweethearts Says Their "Marry Me" Hearts Are Legally Binding This Year; 
• (Ruh-roh!) Man Who Faked His Own Death To Avoid Paying Child Support Found Alive At Girlfriend’s House; 
• Man Under Investigation After Viral TikTok Video of Him Using Baby to Clean Snow from Car; 
• Deputy Busted For Smuggling Drugs in Skittles Bags Onto Cruise Ship; 
• From Super Bowl Plays to Baby’s First Steps: Bathroom Anxiety Have Ruined Life’s Best Moments for 1 in 3 People; 
• Julian Edelman Recalls Peeing on the Sidelines as a Player: 'You Pull Your Pants Down'; 
• Lawyers Seeing More People Apply for Canadian Citizenship; 
• [Boundaries…] Woman's Mother-in-Law Gives Her Unauthorized Home Makeover; 
• 13% of Americans Say God Cares Who Wins the Super Bowl; 
• A Man Stole a Car from a Dealership, Because He Spent His "Last $50 to Uber There"; 
• Heaviest FL Panther Ever Caught Found Relaxing in a Tree; 
• Joe Biden Signs with Hollywood Talent Agency; 
• This HBO Show Wants Your Crazy FL Man Stories; 
• FL Man-Wearing A Dalmatian Onesie-Outruns Troopers, Tasers, & K9's; 
• Bride Plans to Give Groomsmen Water Guns Filled with Red Wine to Soak Sister If She Wears White Dress at Her Wedding; 
• NY Judge Tried to Get Out of Jury Duty, by Saying He Believed "All Defendants Are Guilty"; 
• FL Man Who Was Arrested for Arson in a Forest Said He Was Doing a "Controlled Burn"; 
• Swim Teacher Banned From Profession After Swigging Wine From the Bottle Before Lesson, Falling in Pool; 
• Pilot Stopped Teen Who Entered an Airport with Guns, Demanding a Plane!

• [A Piece of My Mind] Terrible TikTok "Prank": "Hey Kids, Wanna Be Kidnapped?"; 
• A Matchmaking Service Will Find Your Soulmate for $1 Million; 
• Young [& Stupid?] Cashiers at Grocery Store Reject Man's $2 Bills Thinking They're Counterfeit; 
• La Migra? Las Vegas Ice-Cream Truck Mistaken For ICE Vehicle as Deportation Raids Unfold; 
• A Drunk Driver In WI Was So Sloshed, He Maxed Out the Breathalyzer; 
•  Man Launches 'Villain for Hire' Service That Lets Clients Pose as Heroes;
•  Chinese Homeowner Who Refused to Relocate Now Lives in Middle of Motorway;
•  Experts Predict What the 'Penis of the Future' Could Look & Feel Like!

• FL Elementary School Principal Throws a Kegger for Her Students; 
• A Connecticut 12-y/o Gets Shot After Throwing Snowball at Car; 
• Mom Unplugs Baby's NICU Monitor to Get Nurses' Attention for a TURKEY SANDWICH; 
• Jacksonville, FL Cop Accidentally Shoots Driver with His Own Gun; 
• There Was a Gunfight at Wendy's Over "Cold Fries"...& Someone Was Shot in the Butt; 
• TikToker Charged After Filming Himself Spraying Pesticides on Meat, Produce in Walmart; 
• A Woman's Lunch Wrap Came with a Knife Inside; 
• TikToker Blames 'Office Air' for People Not Looking Their Best at Work; 
• (SICKO!) Healthcare Worker Arrested After Allegedly Twerking on Head of Person with Disabilities, Posting Video to TikTok; 
• FL Ex-Con Arrested For Bologna Battery; 
• Should the Monday After the Super Bowl Be a National Holiday? 
• Police Cadet Disarmed a 5-y/o with LOADED Gun While Serving Subpoena; 
• Nearly 1 in 5 Gen Zers Believe They Can Write Off Literally Anything as a Business Expense; 
• PETA Wanted to Replace Punxsutawney Phil...with a "Weather Reveal" Cake; 
• A Whale Fart Almost Started World War III; 
• PERVY Priest Busted For....Flossing His Teeth With Teen Girl’s Hair–& Growling at Her; 
• A Thief Broke Into a House...& Stole a Toilet; 
• 554-Pound Rapper Sues Lyft After Driver Refuses Her Ride Due to Her Size; 
• Twix Offered You a Chance at 2 Gold Bars...If You Didn't Watch Super Bowl Commercials.

• [A Piece of My Mind] A Teen Upset About the TikTok Ban Set Fire to His Congressman's Office
• Everything’s ‘Toxic’ Now, Even Being TOO Happy; 
• Man Orders $40 Drill Set–Receives Printed Photo of the Drill; 
• FL Man’s Body Turns Orange–Leaks Cholesterol–After Eating Cheese, Meat, & Full Sticks of Butter; 
• Toddlers Played With Dead Grandpa's Ashes—& May Have Eaten Them; 
• Man's Willy Freezes to Icy Sidewalk After a Drunken Fight Outside Bar; 
• Mississippi Politician Files “Contraception Begins At Erection” Act; 
• DEMENTED DAD: Anti-Aging Fanatic Bryan Johnson Slammed for 'Gross' Post Tracking Son's Erection Data!

• Flight Attendant Sacked for Twerking on the Job
• FL Woman Accused Of Using Cane Sword To Stab & Kill Her Husband
• 12-y/o Michigan Boy Drives Nearly 100 Miles in Stolen SUV
• Massive New Bug Species Found, Named After Darth Vader
• Daycare Worker Fired After Putting 4-y/o in Trash Can For Refusing To Nap
• Funding For Startup To Bring Back Woolly Mammoth & The Dodo Bird
• Wife Makes Husband Pay Her a Monthly $206 ‘Woman Tax’–Because Females ‘Have a Harder Time’
• Southwest Airlines Pilot Arrested Moments Before Takeoff for Showing Up Intoxicated
• AI Photos of Brad Pitt Scammed a French Woman Out of $850,000
• Just 46% of Employees Know What Is Expected of Them at Work
• A Pizza Place Is Charging Over $100 if You Add Pineapple
• Another Idiot Was Caught with Drugs in a Bag Labeled "Definitely Not a Bag Full of Drugs"
• Just 1 in 3 People Feel Comfortable Pooping in Front of Their Partner
• A Monkey Jumped Into a Starbucks Drive-Thru, & Assaulted a Barista
• Mother Of Iconic “Side-Eye Meme Girl” Opens Up About Regrets Over Daughter’s Fame
• Woman Receives “RIP TikTok” Tattoo As App Comes Back Online
• Southerners Dealing with a Historic Once-in-a-Lifetime Snowstorm
• Scottish Haggis May Be Coming To The United States
• The 100 Worst Rated Foods in the World
• PA Woman Handcuffs Son to Oil Tank as Punishment for Eating Too Many Hot Dogs
• Doctor Shares Shocking X-ray Of Person Filled With Tapeworm Eggs
• Coors Light Releasing New “Chill Face Roller” to Keep You Totally Chill
• Pizza-Flavored Cereal Is Now a Thing That Exists

• Gen Z Would Rather Text a Coworker, Even While Sitting Next to Them
• Gen Z Carry Stuffed Animals Around–They Don’t Care If It’s ‘Dumb’
• Pizza Hut China Releases Pizza Topped With Fried Whole Bullfrog
• Progresso Sells Chicken Noodle Soup Cough Drops
• Soccer Club Fires Falcon Handler for Posting Photos of His Penis Implant
• Woman Zips 2-Yy/o in Suitcase 'to Keep Him Warm' & Brings Him On a Bus
• Doctor Performs Vasectomy on Himself, Shares Video on Social Media

• Is Good “Customer Service” Worth A Tip?
• Is It Tesla’s Fault I Got Into A Fender-Bender?

• FL Meat Thief Busted While Snacking on Pizza
• Woman Texts Cop, Not Dealer, For Drugs Before Entering Rehab
  
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  Buffalo Bills' Mack Hollins Dresses Up as Fred Flintstone & Goes Barefoot in Freezing Cold
  
  
• A Hot Pocket Thief Was Caught Red-Handed...Eating Hot Pockets
  
  
• Mel Gibson: Pope & the Vatican Surrounded by Child Molesters—Believes the CatholicChurch is a Counterfeit Parallel Church
  
  
  
• Walmart Changes Logo for 1st Time in 20 Years & Shoppers Have Thoughts: 'Someone
  
• Paid for This?'
  
  
• Wild Coyote Yanked From Refrigerated Section of Chicago ALDI
  
  
• A Worker Got Their Nose Ring Caught in an Office Chair...Leading to a Wild Rescue
  
  
• Stupid People Are Taking Selfies in Front of the LA Wildfires
  

• Woman Removes 6 Ribs to Slim Down–Wants to Make Them Into Crown
• ‘Full bush in a bikini’: the sudden rise of pubic hair positivity
• PA Woman Gets 2 Boys Drunk AS They Shovel Her Walkway–Then Tries To Hook Up With One

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• Escaped Spider Monkey Turns Up on Side of MO Highway In A Pink Tutu;
• A Developer Accidentally Demolished the Boyhood Home of AC/DC's Angus & Malcolm Young!