Paradise is closing soon and so far there have been two weddings and TTBP has been invited to none of them. On top of that we've got JPJ yelling in front of Chris' mom over here, and a bunch of dudes in white T-shirts attending a wedding over there. If it weren't for knowing Colton is a terrible kisser we might have exploded this week. Good thing Mike McLendon came on the pod to help sort all of this out, in addition to creating the next hit ABC reality drama, "Bachelor in Stage Coach". It's time to pull that curtain back all the way, ABC, and just let us all inside. Or at least VIP tickets to next year's Stage Coach? It would truly only be fair after forcing us to watch 20 people stranded on a hot beach for three weeks. Think about it, Chris Harrison.