What do gas station sushi, a French instructor named Marco, and a Category 5 bowel emergency have in common? Absolutely everything... If you're dumb enough to paraglide on an empty stomach and blind optimism. In this episode, we relive one person's airborne odyssey of bad life choices, intestinal betrayal, and mid-air motivational quotes. It's a tale of flight, fright, and a desperate search for the nearest bush from 500 feet up. If you've ever clutched your soul mid-sneeze and prayed to land safely with your dignity intact, this one's for you.