Being attractive solves problems you never had and creates ones you never wanted.

Spoiler: the car was exactly where you left it.

Ever watched YouTube at 2x and then wondered why real people sound broken?

Why do men act like folding laundry requires a PhD?

Ever lived in a student flat where the walls are thinner than paper and the fridge is a science experiment? In this episode we dive into the wild, weird, and sometimes tragic comedy of shared student housing.

Thinking of calling your ex? Bad idea or best comedy material ever. In this episode we dive into the awkward tactics, impulsive late night calls, and hilariously doomed excuses people use when dialing their past.

Kev is my friend, which means I have voluntarily taken front row seats to the most chaotic financial journey in history. In this episode we follow Kev’s rise and fall across four unforgettable enterprises. 

Heard “No,” said “April Fools”. Now I’m fake-engaged to her aunt, stuck on a reality show, and being sued by a cat lawyer. Romance is dead. Long live chaos.

Bond is the worst spy ever and somehow I did worse. Accidentally joined MI6, married Q, and got chased by a dolphin in a bowtie.

He dumped her… by fax.

Yep. This week on Mentally Chaotic, it’s heartbreak, paper jams, and emotional damage in Times New Roman.

Press play. Cry in dot matrix.