Tom's brain is broken, ravaged by years of theme park visits, and not even the cultural behemoth that is Seville is safe from his benign observations.

Tom hits the water on the penultimate day of his Seville trip - and there are no singing animals to be seen.

Tom has never experienced culture like this - did you know they filmed some Star Wars here?!

You see that?! It's Pancake Day! If it's Pancake Day, pancakes can't be far away, and you know what pancakes mean... Tom's nearby...

How will Tom cope on a trip that doesn't involve a theme park? Who knows, perhaps he'll die trying.

Tom's favourite theme park eatery gets some well-earned TLC this week, which deservedly takes precedence on our running order over the likes of a new Disneyland Avatar experience, our first official POV video of Magic Kingdom's TRON coaster, and an opening date for Busch Gardens Tampa's next ride.

We've got the latest on Splash Mountain water sales and new details on the ride that will be replacing it at Magic Kingdom and Disneyland, rumours abound about new attractions at Universal Studios Orlando, and Europa Park picks up the pace on its next rollercoaster.

A moment of theme park history has been observed as Magic Kingdom bids farewell to one of its most iconic rides. We discuss the closure of Splash Mountain and what comes next, an intriguing new dark ride at Alton Towers, some fine barbecue dining coming to Toy Story Land at Hollywood Studios, and much more!

After clearing up some FAKE NEWS from last week's show, we mark the closure of most of Universal's KidZone in Florida and what could be next for the area; the new rides on the way for Chessington's upcoming Jumanji land; Abu Dhabi's latest Ferrari coaster; and more!

Efteling in the snow - https://twitter.com/Efteling/status/1616727319376236546

The theme park news gods have bestowed upon us an absolute bounty of stories to discuss this week, from a surprise new Universal theme park in Texas to an opening date for Tron Lightcycle Run at Magic Kingdom. And that's just the tip of the iceberg!