Today’s show begins with the cycle of language, and making censorship policies based on a old George Carlin bit. He also complains about coffee pod offerings, as well as dealing with mean relatives and adults as a kid. From there, the guys take listener calls and talk Rich Man Poor Man, as well as advice for writing your first movie. Gina then reads news stories about Paris Hilton’s abuse experiences, another body found in the search for Gabby Petito, Trump launching his own media company, a friend of the show appearing on The Masked Singer, and AJ Brown’s claims that Chipotle gave him food poisoning. 

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Comedy

Erica Rhodes & Greg Fitzsimmons join the show and hear about Ellen’s latest stand up set where she talks about being ‘kicked out’ of Hollywood. Greg then chats about taking mushrooms and Erica recalls her days playing the cello. Next, Adam shares an unfortunate interaction he once had with Jerry Seinfeld.

Lastly, the gang plays a round of Blah Blah Blog before Chris reports news stories on Seinfeld blaming the death of TV comedy on the extreme left, Taylor Swift courses being taught at colleges, Red Lobster on the verge of bankruptcy, and Kanye West starting an adult entertainment studio.

For more with Greg Fitzsimmons:
●	LIVE DATES: 
○	Mamaroneck, NY - Emelin Theatre - May 31
○	Escondido, CA - Grand Comedy Club  - June 7 &  8
●	http://GREGFITZSIMMONS.com
●	PODCASTS: ‘Fitzdog Radio’ & ‘Sunday Papers’
●	TWITTER: @GregFitzShow

For more with Erica Rhodes:
●	LIVE DATES: 
○	Solana Beach, CA – Belly Up Tavern - May 1
○	Niagara Falls, NY - Senceca Niagara Resort & Casino – May 3 & 4
○	Los Angeles – Hotel Cafe (Netflix is a Joke Fest) – May 6
●	COMEDY ALBUM: ‘Ladybug’
●	WEBSITE: EricaRhodesComedy.com
●	TWITTER: @ ericarhodes

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Erica Rhodes & Greg Fitzsimmons on Seinfeld, Gift Bags, and Porn

Kyle Dunnigan joins the show and Adam shares a theory about people trying to make him wrong about things. The guys then talk to “Sly Stallone” about his daughters and playing gay chicken. 

Godfrey joins in studio and the guys talk about The A Team, action stars, and NFL halftime shows on TV. Adam shares what he considers the worst day of his life and the guys look at updated pie rankings published by USA Today. 

Lastly, the guys take a look at the new Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductees.


For more with Kyle Dunnigan:
●	“Mr. Birchum” premiers May 12th exclusively on the Daily Wire Plus. 
○	Go to http://dailywire.com to join and watch.
●	“Unfrosted” premieres on Netflix on May 3.

For more with Godfrey:
●	LIVE DATES:
○	Addison, TX- Addison Improv - May 2 to 4
○	Phoenix, AZ - Stand Up Live- May 9 to 11
○	Portland, OR - Helium Comedy Club - May 24 to 26
●	Http://GodfreyLive.com
●	PODCAST: ‘In Godfrey We Trust’
●	TWITTER: @ Godfrey Comedian
●	https://www.gofundme.com/f/funding-godfreys-comedy-special

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Kyle Dunnigan & Godfrey on The A Team & Pie Rankings

#1 ACS #23 (feat. Bill Simmons) (2009)

#2 ACS #42 (feat. Dave Dameshek) (2009)

#3 ACS #111 (feat. Dr. Bruce) (2009)

#4 ACS #114 (feat. Cheryl Hines) (2009)


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Cheryl Hines + Bill Simmons (Carolla Classics)

Aries Spears returns and chats about a common stereotype relating to genitalia amongst black men. The guys compare different versions of TV families before debating if comedians should vary their material. The guys also chat about the restaurant grading system and Adam presents a hypothetical regarding human behavior.

Chris reports the news on Biden signing a potential TikTok ban. Aries also discusses being banned on Twitter and his previous newsworthy comments about Lizzo. The guys also discuss a viral video of a woman with face tattoos being upset for not being hired at a TJ Maxx.

Lastly, legendary entertainer Pat Boone joins the show and talks about some of his past work and being the most recorded artist of all time. Pat recalls how he has seen the country change over the last 90 years, most recently within his alma mater, Columbia University. The gang also  listens to his newest single.

For more with Aries Spears:
●	LIVE DATES:
○	Green Bay, WI - Meyer Theatre - May 9
○	Boston, MA - Wilbur Theatre - May 11
○	New York, NY - Hulu Theater at MSG - May 18
●	http://AriesSpears.com 
●	PODCAST: “Spears and Steinberg”
●	INSTAGRAM: @ Aries Spears

For more with Pat Boone:
●	LIVE DATE:
○	San Juan Capistrano - The Coach House - May 11
○	Tickets and more dates at http://PatBoone.com 
●	CRUISE: VOYAGES OF PAUL TOUR/CRUISE TO ROME & GREECE
○	Oct 5 to 15
○	For tickets visit http://PatBooneCruise.com
●	NEW ALBUM: “Country Jubilee”

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Aries Spears on Restaurant Grades & Three-Card Monte + Pat Boone on The Golden Rule

Comedian Dave Williamson talks about his love for BBQ and gifts Adam some of his all purpose seasoning & rub.  The guys chat about the process of smoking meats and Dave tells the story of touring the country with his family in a trailer. Dave tells some stories about performing at Red Rocks and talks about his dad loving Clamato. 

Chris reports the news on Alec Baldwin being harassed at a coffee shop, the Mount Rushmore of action stars, Columbia University moving to remote classes because of all the protests, a rare syndrome that turns carbohydrates into alcohol in the gut, and a viral video of a man buying chicken at Costco.

Lastly, champion bare knuckle boxer Bobby Gunn and author Stayton Bonner join the show to talk about their history in the underground boxing world and the evolution of the sport. Bobby shares personal stories beginning with fights at 11 years old against adults and even having a gun pulled on him during a fight sanctioned by the Russian mob.


For more with Dave Williamson:
●	LIVE DATES:
○	Orlando, FL - Part of the Bacon, Bourbon, & Blues Festival - May 4
○	Lafayette, LA - Club 337 - May 10
○	New Orleans, LA- The Howlin’ Wolf - May 11
●	http://DaveWilliamsonComedy.com
●	PODCAST: "MEAT DAVE”
●	INSTAGRAM: @DaveWComedy 

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●	“BARE KNUCKLE: Bobby Gunn 73-0. A dad. A dream. A fight like you’ve never seen.” is available now 

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