In this weeks episodes, the Assassins discuss how they're enjoying the new year, bring up more of your favorite assassins topics such as chaos ensuing at parties, unbearable dates and attempted manslaughter ,Krystian introduces the worst New Years resolutions and stories, Artty defends his favorite beer: Pabst Blue Ribbon to the death as they come under fire on Twitter, and takes down the School System for employing his degenerate classmates to be school teachers thus dooming the future generation, another installment of Hatredy: Artty's cruel and hilarious stand up jokes not allowed in this day and age, and end the show with another installment of And Justice For All, bizarre News Stories from around the nation, all this and more! only on the Social Assassins.