Social Assassins

On this episode of the Social Assassins, Artty and Krystian discuss the weirdest video games tropes out there while discussing whats the best games for the Holiday season, we rip Jennifer Lawrence a new one worse than Weintstein did on her gloating and claiming to be the first female action star. We add another segment of the Assassins Helping Hand! Solid and counterproductive advice on real life classified ads asking for help from an outside and destructive source! And end the Show with a Holiday segment: Secret Satan! A demonic and bizarre Christmas game with an evil twist! All this and more brutal hilarity only on  the Social Assassins Podcast!

In  this episode, The Assassins discuss the worst jobs they had and other professions they don't like, In true comedy fashion, we discuss which comedians are funnier on and off stage, no bias there.. we discuss new movies and the problem with modern trailers and casting decisions. Artty introduces another segment of Hatredy: The problematic standup material designed to terrorize the audience! Krystian tests Artty's ,movie buff intelligence, with the Trivia Game: Which Movie title is fake! All this and much more! only on The Social Assassins podcast! 

In this episode of the Social Assassins podcast, Artty and Krystian discuss a fun concept of financial compensation for bad dates from the past, we bring up disastrous Thanksgiving stories from around the world, Artty brings up The Great Rant on Modern Childless Millennial Disney Fans, and End the Show Honoring the late great Batman voice actor:  Kevin Conroy as Krystian discusses his greatest hits as the caped crusaders voice and vision throughout the years, all this and more! Only on the Social Assassins podcast!

In this episode of the Social Assassins, we start off with our first official apology for our offensive content: an old confederate flag souvenir box that triggered some of our new viewers on our exclusive live video stream, but never fear! We still continue on with the offensive jokes throughout! Starting with Krystian's review of a black coffee that did not curry his favor, we bring in just one more segment of Halloween movies just one more time . The Assassins discuss what is considered "cheating" in a relationship as its development coincides with the abortion argument: 'when does life begin upon conception? ' We Bring up bizarre Thanksgiving stories from around the world! We bring back the Beloved segment: "Women For Artty" the dating game to find the perfect woman for Arttycuno! and goes just as you'd expect, vulgar remarks toward questionable dating profiles with extreme prejudice! and close the show with Bodyguards destroying unruly concert stage crashers! All this and more dangerous comedy, only on the Social Assassins podcast!

In this weeks episode, the Assassins bring up how fun it is to deal with Los Angeles traffic laws and citations, we close out the official end of Halloween for real this time, with the best Halloween party stories from us and around the world! Including a story about Arttycuno almost getting kicked out of a costume party within the first 2 minutes of arriving, and another where he kicks out an irritating female coworker from his own Halloween party previously. We bring up why the hopeless romantic archetype is dead and gone like the alcohol licenses of inner city liquor stores, the privilege was lost as a result of excessive chaos and ill will. and close the show with more grievances we experienced in the retail working world with hilariously offensive results! nothing but the best brutal hilarity only on the Social Assassins podcast!

In this episode of The Social Assassins, we are joined by none other than the murderous Billy Butcher from The Amazon Prime  Anti-Hero drama: The Boys, subbing in for Artty. Krystian brings up reasons why he's routinely late to the show starting off with errand runs involving visits to old town's for hipster coffee and burritos and all the disruptions in between. Krystian brings up entertainment news such as the fate of our childhood favorite channel: The Cartoon Network and other basic cable chronicles. We bring up the end of our Halloween season segments such as cancelled horror movies and funniest Halloween haunt stories from around the world. All this and much more unfiltered funny content only on The Social Assassins Podcast!

In this episode of the Social Assassins, the assassins discuss Halloween and horror movie trends, bring up their local taco chain's mishaps with inspections and community incidents, we do our review of the newest Jeffrey Dahmer show on Netflix. We discuss vintage video games and their fun bootleg knock offs, Krystian brings up eerie superstitions from around the world that will keep you in the Hallow's Eve spirit well after the season is over. We take down the "My Culture Is Not Your Costume" trend for good. And end the show with shaming childless adults for still being die hard Disney Fans, this and much more aggressive humor only on The Social Assassins Podcast! 

In this weeks episode, all 3 assassins are back with the full arsenal of comedy you know and love! Krystian has more grievances with impatient and  aesthetically questionable patrons at his local venue, bringing up our craziest partying stories of days past. Then discuss the passing of the Royal Families matriarch with disastrous results. Arttycuno can not stop criticizing the gaming industry for its more prevalent style-over-substance mediocrity and greed. we have another segment of the beer-snob minute with the most delicious beers we'd tasted on the show yet! We discuss the potential for a new Spider-Man movie with a progressive twist that will be make waves in today's political climate. Then Explain the alternate ending to one of the most controversial movies of the early 2000's. The assassins take a video game quiz to see who's the bigger nerd. And end the show with the worst Halloween costumes of 2022! Or with another aggressive rant... all this and more ballistic hilarity only on The Social Assassins Podcast!

In the Season 2 Premiere of The Social Assassins podcast, all 3 Assassins are back! With more ballistic hilarity including more instances of Pulp Fitness, our sketch about hilarious grievances at the gym, new work uniforms have Krystian on edge as well as rowdy crowds at the concerts he works at, we give the Liquid Death water company some much needed promotions and suggestions to help them keep their brand brutal, we embrace our inner horn dog in all of us with a new segment: Quick-scope Cleavage, the sketch for perverts by perverts, no other explanation necessary, Krystian administers a Simpsons Trivia to Arttycuno as he is the most die hard Simpsons fan in the room, which then leads to a vicious call out to a washed up celebrity has-been that has been rigging the local Simpsons trivia show for many years. stories of scary car-breakdown scenarios trigger Krystian and Arttycuno's PTSD with hilarious results, and we end the show with our usual little to big rants. This and much more Trigger-Happy humor, only on The Social Assassin s Podcast!

In the Season 1 Finale of The Social Assassins Podcast, The Boys Are back, locked and loaded with max ammo bringing up the best classic topics that have made us so infamous over the year! Starting off with the top Halloween Costumes of 2022 that gets derailed very quickly, A Plus Size Gen Z Tik Toker attempting to cancel Metallica after discovering their existence a day before, We bring back our sex positive/negative segment: The OnlyFans minute! Where we try to simultaneously promote and viciously insult and dismantle our favorite featured
sex workers! We discuss the issues with traffic tickets and impounded vehicles here in
Los Angeles. We aim our sites at targeting the Certified Nurse Assistant industry after a nurse caused a deadly accident that discredited her status as a health worker and discuss how it was an unoriginal niche career for many millennial women to pursue dating back to 2012 and we Segway into the Kony 2012 propaganda issue that same year and how that began the movement of vain narcissistic virtue signaling plague that affects our society today. And end the show with insane close call stories of people almost burning their houses down. This and much more dangerous hilarious comedy in  most Social Assassins episode ever made to date!