Social Assassins

Social Assassins

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Social Assassins episodes

  • August Rush OG

    In Episode 4,  Artty and Krystian discuss heart wrenching movies and give a heart warming retrospective of the movie : Rudy, we introduce a new segment: Winning At Life, where we talk about personal victories from around the world with hilarious results. Krystian talks about an old shady ex girlfriend from his high school days, we discover an old revelation that led to a former friends transition, and we introduce a new side character: The wise American Indian techno savvy opium addict PC Gamer: Native 4K

    45 min
  • Roast Battle Your Ex

    In Social Assassins 3rd episode, we get really trigger-happy, taking multiple shots and only missing half the time, we discuss the difficulties of being Dave Chappelle's  wing man, how J. Lo ruined romance. Krystian assassinates Space Jam 2, how to discipline unruly Gen Z children, we discover the true dark origins of a complex popular anime, Artty virtually roast  battles his greatest enemies, this and many more hilarious hit jobs are commited on todays Social Assassins. 

    1 hr 23 min
  • Reptilians took over LA Fitness

    In episode 2, Artty and Krystian discuss a legendary LA comedy show they attended that only further encouraged their obscene comedic stylings. ripping on conceited former co workers, tearing Netflix a new one with their dwindling creativity. Artty lists even more things he hates. Gym routines and oddities,  and we end the show with Nicholas Cage losing his shit for 4 minutes 

    55 min
  • Pilot

    Launching our first episode and even still just testing out our AV equipment, young angry hosts Krystian Alcala and Artty Madera start to ramble and share obscene anecdotes designed to have half the audience laughing and the other half of the audience horrified

    1 hr 2 min

About Social Assassins

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2 local Los Angeles entertainment buffs aim their sights on the most targeted social issues in the most hilarious, chaotic and morally questionable ways in this contract killer themed morning zoo…