Social Assassins

In this weeks episode, the assassins discuss the burning topics that are obviously on everyone's minds,  such as, what kind of bears do people like more, Polar or Brown bears? the redundancy of the Oscars nomination requirements, we review the trailer for the newest season of The Boys, we discuss the changes and  problems vast fortune can cause in people with hilarious results, Artty begins his long assault on the new generation of school teachers, a new installment of Woke or Broke, the 1v1 game show where cultures and morals clash to see who will win, today's pick: Israel vs. U.S. Trump's supporters. another installment of Beer Snob: the quick 1 minute review of the best craft beers out there! and end the show with a bizarre Reddit post sure to inspire the ambitious sociopath in all of us. this and much more! only on The Social Assassins podcast! 

In This weeks episode, Artty and Krystian take on the hottest topics going around! from the global crises to scandalous marriage stories, Krystian brings up a wacky job interview that was sabotaged by rowdy boomers , we have another installment of 'Workplace Drama', The Assassins put in their 2 cents on the Ukraine situation, those of which are more inflammatory than the weapons being used on that battlefield. we honor a late beautiful actress of the past era of television, introduce our tech consultant Native 4K's first standup set on the show and end with a quick installment of the Beer Snob Minute, this and much more! only on The Social Assassins podcast!

In episode 22, Artty and Krystian discuss urban myths about men and women when it comes to the bedroom, with disastrous results as usual, the trouble with visiting Disneyland in the current financial climate, the bizarre case of a married couple where the man and woman look identical to eachother, more of your favorite topics such as bad dating stories, flirty waitresses and  celebrity scandals, discuss the new Fresh Prince HBO remake and end the show with airplane fights and incidents caught on camera! all this and more! only on Social Assasssins! 

In this weeks episode of Social Assassins, Artty and Krystian discuss local current events such as neighborhood delinquency mishaps, We introduce another installment of
 "Women for Artty" in time for the post Valentines Day season! or Too Late once again... along with the worst Valentines Dates ever documented on the internet. The Assassins discuss the hostile takeover of G4TV's comeback as its the next show business victim to fall under the lackluster feminist agenda that has been ruining entertainment the past 7 years. and end the show with an art critique for the ages, as a security guard vandalizes a million dollar art piece from Russia that may have summoned the unforseen consequences we see today. this and much more! only on The Social Assassins podcast!

In this Weeks episode, Artty and Krystian are armed to the teeth as always with the inflammatory topics you know and love/hate such as worst Valentines Day encounters.. with sexy results!  Best/Worst Mexican food/drinks, we bring in a new topic: the Assassins Giving Hand: where we help people with their everyday issues in  ways that will ultimately doom them, Artty brings in a new installment of Roast Battle Your Ex, the insults and zings you would tell a personal former lover you  have grievances with to really get under their skin for pure spite and mayhem. and end the show with all the rantings we're famous for! this and much more! Only on the Social Assassins podcast!

In this weeks episodes, the Assassins discuss how they're enjoying the new year, bring up more of your favorite assassins topics such as chaos ensuing at parties, unbearable dates and attempted manslaughter ,Krystian introduces the worst New Years resolutions and stories, Artty defends his favorite beer: Pabst Blue Ribbon to the death as they come under fire on Twitter, and takes down the School System for employing his degenerate classmates to be school teachers thus dooming the future generation, another installment of Hatredy: Artty's cruel and hilarious stand up jokes not allowed in this day and age, and end the show with another installment of And Justice For All, bizarre News Stories from around the nation, all this and more! only on the Social Assassins.

In this weeks episode, the Assassins reminisce about their formative years in high school, about the wins, the losses and the ugliness they experienced in their adolescence that drove their brutally honest comedy as we tear apart phony friends, misguided love interests, wacky teachers, pretentious student personalities, and the racial and class based politics that made the grade school world go round, along with some Holiday drama anecdotes hosted by Krystian and we discuss our best and worst Xmas gifts, all this and much more only here on The Social Assassins Podcast! 

In episode 17, the Assassins are armed and trigger happy in the most brutal sense of the meaning more than ever, as they take on the Kyle Rittenhouse Verdict in a way you've never heard it discussed before, , Introduce an edgy new comedian on the scene, Carlos Rock, with his bold take on an old classic bit inspired by Comedian Chris Rock. add another installment of everyone's favorite segment: Women for Artty, with sexy results! Also another installment of Artty's OnlyFans minute! where he recommends which working girls to invest money on or find out where to find their leaked content for free, along with discussing how to deal with the end of relationships and morally ambiguous women, all this and much more! only on The Social Assassins!!!

In episode 16, The assassins discuss proposing explicit favors to attractive coworkers that may already be promiscuous, promoting accessories for the intimate adult lifestyle. we bring up Thanksgiving topics and bizarre stories about the holiday from around the world. Artty breaks down all the personalities of the modern woman in the dating world and how to avoid the worst ones, or at least get the most out of them before they ruin your life. and we end the show with some humorous thanksgiving fights, all this and more! only on The Social Assassins! 

In Episode 15, the assassins are heavily armed once again with the controversy you know and love, starting with more gym related oddities, how Artty almost got in a fight at the local flea market, and tells about his experience at a lackluster liberal comedy show he attended. Our tech support associate and American Indian casino owner Native 4K joins the show to discuss the truth about Thanksgivings origins the way no one else ever has. Krystian also brings up Thanksgiving Drama stories from around the world that will shock and entertain, Artty brings a new installment of his cruel stand up comedy jokes in this weeks "Hatredy" ,The assassins assess the Travis Scott incident in their own chaotic way, and end the show with Artty's new segment: "And Justice For All" discussing bizarre crimes and trials around the nation. Allthis and more! Only on the Social Assassins!