Social Assassins

In this weeks episode, the assassins bring up more of the attractive celebrities debate, Krystian brings up being star struck at The Wiltern seeing his favorite celebrity chef at the venue. we bring up the former AT&T girl that stole everyone's hearts last year speaking her mind against internet perverts, and us contributing to her anger even further, hilarious strip club stories, we finish off the Dave Chappelle protestors argument once and for all without mercy. Introduce a new game show: 'Woke or Broke': a competitive social experiment show where we place random special interest groups in the toughest nations in the world to see if they can make change there, or be met with executive force, we discuss which pie is the most delicious to enjoy this holiday season, and close the show discussing our favorite comedic entertainers, all this and more only on Social Assassins!

In today's episode, the assassins bring in Native 4K for some electronics wisdom and a few  mishaps Krystian experienced at a local casino resort that can be sorted out by the wise American Indian opiate enthusiast, they discuss breaking news with current events such as the conclusion of the Gabby Petito case and the Alec Baldwin shooting incident. Krystian introduces a new season segment including Halloween costume party mishaps and the top Halloween costumes this year and the next few years to come, Artty introduces a new segment: The Agenda, sniping liberal issues in the head before they cause more damage to society,  and close the show with some YouTube animations and short horror movies, all this and more! only on The Social Assassins!

in episode 12, the assassins are heavily armed once more as they attack  most everyone again as they got a lot of  shots to fire in al directions, Artty almost got scammed online through hacked female online accounts coercing him in a time of desperation, we bring up more incidents with pyramid schemes, Krystian darkens the mood with some horrific murder mystery stories,  introduce a new segment: Hatredy , Artty trying out his standup bits designed to project true hatred and some laughter, the assassins discuss the problem with sex workers price points, debate which female celebrities are hot or not, we discuss the hype behind Squid Game and end the show with one hit wonder hip hop songs to fit the episodes chaotic theme, all this and more horrific hilarity only on the Social Assassins!

in Episode 11, the assassins discuss the peak of Halloween season and plans to enjoy the chaos and also strike back against a movement designed to cancel the holiday, Artty reminisces of how easy it was to hook up with Halloween store co workers and art class students. Krystian brings up more workplace drama stories from around the world and close the show with one of our many secret jokes from many memorable comedians at the end of post credits theme designed to horrify and excite the audience, all this and more brutal hilarity on the Social Assassins! 

In episode 10, the assassins settle in for a long rendezvous discussing more issues that must be targeted from vaccine cards to disruptive junkies assaulting security guards, Artty fills out a dating game questionnaire that most likely disqualifies him from ever finding love... from anybody whatsoever, bringing up the breakup between Billionaire Elon Musk and Grimes and how it will affect the crypto market, more issues with dating in this modern day and age, we bring up more horror movies to watch this season, we bring up our favorite fast food franchises and childhood toys, and discuss the new Matrix movie, its anthology and how it can tie in every role Keanu Reeves character into one cinematic universe, and end the show with American Indian tech analyst Native 4K helping Artty with his computer issues, with sexy results! All this and more brutal ranting hilarity on Social Assassins!  

In Today's episode, the assassins come in armed to the teeth once again taking shots at the urban movie theater they grew up going to, addressing certain listeners complaints of the shows ranting format, Krystian discusses mishaps occurring at the Wiltern venue through the years, we honor the late comedian Norm Macdonald and the punk rock level of comedy he contributed to society in his prime years, we bring up how a fan base can ruin an entire franchise, we bring back another installment of Woman Seeking Artty, with hilariously disastrous results, and close the show with a bizarre incident that occurred in a McDonald's drive thru. all this and much more dangerous humor to be had on Social Assassins!

in Today's episode, Artty and Krystian discuss Halloween season theme parks, the history of the  ongoing crime wave in their hometown, introduce a new segment where the assassins read the funniest amazon reviews, discuss tech trends in the video game industry, we review a viral video of a very rude waitress interacting with a family at a diner, the importance of job priorities when your approaching your 30's , and end the show with the classic segment: Winning At Life, stories of personal victories from around the country, this and much more trigger happy hilarity only on The Social Assassins podcast!

In episode 7, The Assassins take shots at the post office, Hollywood recycling literally everything from the 1980's for the 6th year in a row, and posers wearing our favorite band shirts, we also give a loving tribute to legendary actor Ed Asner, review classic movies to new platforms, a new segment where we recommend the best horror movies to watch this Halloween season and conclude with another segment, "Woman seeking Artty" a new classified ad dating game where we review women who don't have enough of a death wish, to see if they're the suitable soul mate for Artty, all this and more destructive humor and fun to be had on The Social Assassins!

In todays episode, the assassins Artty and Krystian take shots at Biden's poor handling of the middle east crisis, Krystian's brings up workplace drama stories from around the world that triggers PTSD from their old glory days of working at their favorite retail store that gradually lost its way , we discuss the low validity of the lawsuit started by the former baby featured on a popular Nirvana album, the common grievances that occur in Hispanic restaurants, and Artty ends the show with yet another doomed dating story that provides a lot of life lessons as well as a lot of comedic potential. All this and more obscene hilarity to be had on the Social Assassins!

Krystian and Artty get really trigger happy as they attack pretty much all of society as a whole in today's hostile and hilarious episode, they go after more unfaithful ex lovers, entitled protest culture, your favorite recent movies,they  discuss our difficult situation in the Middle East, petty criminals with pyramid scheme business models, Artty brutally assassinates the Raising Canes fast food franchise and Ska Music , debate when tattoos stop being sexy and/or practical, riff about New York Governor Cuomo's reckless handling of New York City, and get a rather enlightening and hilarious visit from Native 4K.This and a lot more on the most dangerous hit job the assassins pulled off thus far only here on the Social Assassins podcast!