Tinker Bell's body-conscious, the elephants have names, and sharks have sensitive noses. Also, the guys discuss this week's passage by Fyodor Dostoevsky: "If one wanted to crush and destroy a man entirely, to mete out to him the most terrible punishment ... all one would have to do would be to make him do work that was completely and utterly devoid of usefulness and meaning.”

Tim, Drew, and Jason give a rundown of the cars they've owned so far and discuss how it may predict how many years they have left. Also, a list of things kids need to learn. And a new segment: Your mind is a muscle! And as always, this week's passage by John Wooden: "Be true to yourself. Make each day your masterpiece. Help others. Drink deeply from good books. Make friendship a fine art. Build a shelter against a rainy day. Pray for guidance and give thanks for your blessings every day.”

In Gloucester they're chasing cheese rolls downhill. Tim questions a claim that a new chapter of the Bible has been discovered. And a megachurch pastor goes on a rant about Starbucks. Plus, this week's passage by Soren Kierkegaard: "Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards."

Listmania! First, the guys discuss a bogus top 25 greatest snacks list, then they talk about their five favorite concerts. Drew rants about skyrocketing school absenteeism. Also, they talk about this week's passage by Anais Nin: "We don’t see things as they are; we see them as we are."

The guys talk about a new crime fighting tactic in Birmingham, climate change, and Tim's childhood TV habits. Also, they discuss this week's passage by Albert Camus: "In the midst of winter, I found there was, within me, an invincible summer."

A man tries (and fails) to rob an Arby's in Gulf Shores with a BB gun, the Boy Scouts are no more, Jason almost dies, and RFK has a dead worm in his brain. Also, the guys discuss this week's passage by Frederick Douglass: "It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men."

As a service to their beloved passengers, the guys return with more Gen Z words. Also, they discuss this week's passage by Nick Saban: “If you want to make everyone happy, don’t be a leader, sell ice cream.”

Jason and Drew propose an idea for making the most out of the arrival of trillions of Cicadas. Also, they unpack NPR's Katherine Maher's comments about truth. And this week's passage by Harper Lee: "People generally see what they look for, and hear what they listen for.”

Weekend at Bernie's in Brazil, the Olympics 2024, and a helpful Gen Z glossary to help parents communicate with their kids. Also, this week's passage by Antoine de Saint Exupéry: "If you want to build a ship, don't drum up people to collect wood and don't assign them tasks and work, but rather teach them to long for the endless immensity of the sea."

One more golf story, psychedelics in the Bible, smuggling prairie dogs into foreign countries, and cruise ship abandonment. Also, this week's passage by Confucius: "We have two lives, and the second begins when we realize we only have one.”