<p class="" style="white-space:pre-wrap;">This week’s story can’t be bothered. If you want this thing in your living room you’re going to have to do the heavy lifting yourself.</p>

This week’s story can’t be bothered. If you want this thing in your living room you’re going to have to do the heavy lifting yourself.

<p>This week’s story can’t be bothered. If you want this thing in your living room you’re going to have to do the heavy lifting yourself.</p>

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Jason Porter, author of the novel Why Are You So Sad?, brings you a new story every week, each about two minutes in length, because who has time for anything longer than that?

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