Our brains are our best feature and we are using them to build something to take their place so that we can drool in a corner, or maybe it will all be fine.

We are back with something that feels like it was bent and then stretched and then imprisoned and then released and then mistranslated and then turned into a glass trinket at the shopping mall. Yours to enjoy. Free of charge.

Time is somewhere and wherever it is it is seemingly endless, like our time with the current former current president, endlessly predictable in its suffocating sense of endlessness.

Episode two is totally off the rails. But in our defense there is a nationwide rails shortage.

Bonus: This episode includes a free song that will tickle your terror bones.

Episode two is totally off the rails. But in our defense there is a nationwide rails shortage.

Bonus: This episode includes a free song that will tickle your terror bones.

A new season and an old nemesis. Catch back up with all your favorite characters and learn clever ways to enhance your love life.

Did you ever notice how nobody seemed to notice that nobody was noticing because we were all too busy not noticing?

Take a step into the past, where you were just another hairy kid longing for speech.

We are all alone together.

We were gone for a while, but so were you. This much anticipated installment is a story posing as a rant posing as a story. Also, a new sponsor!