Let’s take it to the creator and ask for our money back, while also not holding our breath, because, let’s be honest, return policies these days are designed to overwhelm you until you give up. But don’t give up. You’re special. Probably.

Today’s episode is a re-broadcast of a real emotional belch you’re just going to have to deal with. You don’t get to have ups without downs. Sir Isaac Newton probably said that in more high falutin terms. Other people probably said it too. Seems pretty obvious.

There is no point in waiting for everything to be good. Get on the dance floor. Shake it up. Barf a little in your mouth. Life is short.

This week’s episode features sleight of hand, and a special new segment on facial expressions.

Do you ever look in the mirror and think, I feel like I’ve seen that face before?

What is love? What is a story? Why are we here? What comes tomorrow? This latest episode answers none of these questions!

You are what you bring to the table, and you are alone at that table, even if there are other people at that table. They can’t help you, except for maybe being able to pass the salt.

It’s a brand new season of Grownups Are Lucky, which means absolutely nothing, because we just took the stack of story recipes, shuffled them, and then changed the shit up like we were playing drunken Madlibs. And maybe we were. Who are you to judge? You’re the one who can’t find anything better to do than to listen to this crap.

As should come as no surprise, this year’s season finale doesn’t mistletoe the line, when it comes to holiday cheer.

This episode is so stupid you’ll feel great about yourself for not being as stupid as this episode.