As should come as no surprise, this year’s season finale doesn’t mistletoe the line, when it comes to holiday cheer.

This episode is so stupid you’ll feel great about yourself for not being as stupid as this episode.

Death happens. Life happens. Smells happen. Pets happen. Grownups Are Lucky is back after going away just after falsely claiming it was back. Trust nobody, but also, enjoy!

Holy schitz, we’re back. Just when you were ready to give up on podcasts that were short enough to listen to while folding no more than ten pair of underwear. We’re back, you glorious listener! So enjoy! Because nothing lasts forever.

Companionship can be found. It can be lost. It can be simulated on television.

Trigger warning!: This is about that time you were at that place and you were pretty sure everybody wondered if you were actually invited to be in that place and the whole time you felt like everybody hated you and you still can’t confirm that they didn’t. Enjoy!

The entire Grownups Are Lucky content production team dug down deep to put together several minutes of wildly unnecessary verbage.

We’re still at it. And we still have no idea what it is. But also it is you, listening, and then saying to yourself, “They are still at it, and I have no idea what it is.”

It’s all a sad loop. It’s always been like this. Enjoy!

You’d be surprised who people think you look like in another part of the world where people don’t look like you.