This week’s story can’t be bothered. If you want this thing in your living room you’re going to have to do the heavy lifting yourself.

When you find yourself asking yourself, “what is the worst that can happen?” the answer is probably lots of terrible things.

Some people go places and then things happen to them and those things are bad for them, but not necessarily bad for their predators.

All the elves are on furlough, so this is the best we could come up with, and let’s be honest, it’s a disappointment, but you’re used to that by now.

There is a lot of space in space.

Here is a story about a depressing sounding place where a kid is asking questions and his stuffed friends are doing their best to give some sound advice.

Oh man, maybe things are getting better, but are they not also getting worse? Mathematically speaking, really bad + fucking horrifying + inhuman - a few bad people perhaps temporarily = still very bad.

A shallow dive into a divided America.

Oh no he didn’t. Oh yes he did.

This one guy walks into a bar.