Twin Cities by Night

Pathfinder “We B4 Goblins” Chapter 2: Kettlehead, Dark Fear, and Grabby Cats


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With their precious toads captured and Rita now swinging a very important new “dog slicer,” the welps march out of the village… only to find their path blocked by the tribe’s biggest bully, Kettlehead, and his very punchable pot-helmet. What starts as posturing over who’s “stupid” quickly becomes a chaotic showdown of bad tactics, burning hands, and improvised alchemy as the welps prove just how serious they are about becoming real Licktoads.

Surviving their first real rival only gets them to the next test: the Cave of Dark Fear, home of a long-dead “spirit” that must be honored with toads and goblin songs. Inside, things get louder, meaner, and far less dignified as each welp belts out their personal anthem, the cave’s secrets rattle loose, and an unexpected, very grabby creature makes a break for it. By the time the echo dies, bruises, badges, and goblinhood will all look a little different than they did back in the welp cage.

About the Chronicle

Pathfinder – We B4 Goblins follows a trio of disastrous little horrors as they claw their way up from nameless welps to (hopefully) full members of the infamous Licktoad tribe. Set before the classic goblin antics of We Be Goblins, this chronicle focuses on coming-of-age the goblin way: brutal badge trials, bad decisions, and loudly celebrated stupidity. With Becca as the “big bossy goblin in charge” and Tilman, Mitch, and Chris embodying goblins who love fire, frogs, and dog-killing a little too much, each episode mixes slapstick comedy, gleeful cruelty, and chaotic problem-solving as the welps brave tadpole bogs, creepy caves, and their own worst impulses in a quest to earn their place as true Licktoads.

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