Do you have any idea how much an abyssal port connection costs? Doesn't matter, because it's time for Friend Keaton's All-Anime Podcast (unless we can help it) in this special 50th episode of Patient Players.

This week on the Patient Players Podcast: Daniel finishes Undertale and Mortal Shell, explores the new battle royale Spellbreak, while Jordan discusses his career in conducting trains and driving in Smash Bros. Ultimate

What do $1500 video cards, Japanese Italian plumbers from New York and artificial scarcity economics have in common? Well they’re all in this podcast somehow! Oh yah and Jordan gets a girlfriend.

What is going on with Mortal Shell? Come find out while Jordan and Daniel discuss games new and old but as always return to the most important topic: crabs.

Jordan’s back with plenty of games to talk about with his pals LEGO™ Mario and Daniel including Microsoft Flight Simulator 2020, the Oculus Quest, Heroes of the Storm and Dead Cells

Featuring a special nerdy guest (Imran from the Jock and Nerd Podcast) on this week’s episode Daniel gives his impressions on playing The Messenger on Xbox Gamepass.

Va-K-tion Gameboy SP Elitism Gourmet Feta Cheese Throne Where’s Satan?! Responsible Podcast Parents

Daniel and Jordan show a little love to Microsoft (and Mario) this week as they talk about Paper Mario, deals they found on Gamepass, new games from the Game Showcase and... an old DS games?

Why are Jordan and Daniel on their phones so much? What problems in your life are you going to point a lightning gun at?... Besides the Internal Pommeranians of course. Find out in this week’s episode!

After a much needed week off the boys are back, Daniel and Jordan talk through a plethora of exciting games and updates like Bloons 6, Nintendo Switches in every household and somehow Nier Automata comes up again. Play Celeste.