Ciao bella! This week, Jimmy and Larry are time traveling in Milano to talk getting out pleated by the most interesting man in menswear, the fisherman sandal final boss, whether or not wearing a baseball cap automatically outs you as an ugly American, Italian AirBnB, design and engineering supremacy, how long should a piss take, the curse of having one key, giving Milan its long overdue flowers, fascism and the abuse of power, push vs. pull doors, why are no dogs in Europe trained, tabacchi rats, weak cab drivers, how the hell the Romans conquered 20% of the world's population, being a boss don in your own mind, terminal main character syndrome and much more before finally being joined by a very special surprise guest third mic who crashed our business trip.

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