Ariana wants to celebrate her 30th birthday weekend with the person she loves the most, but apparently there's like a huge construction yard in Vegas where you can like crush shit with bulldozers.
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Patreon Teaser: Dirty Thirty (Vanderpump Rules S4 E8 Recap)

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Lisa Vanderpump admits to participating in a blackmail scheme to get Stassi's sex tape back so that one of her former employees won't sell it to tabloids.
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Patreon Teaser: Sex, Lies and Stassi's Videotape (Vanderpump Rules S4 E14 Recap)

Welcome back, little turtle cuties. On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Riley and Amy discuss the opening of Something About Her, Riley reads a new installment of The Reality of a Scandal, they discuss Jesse Lally on Watch What Happens Live, and Riley going to Jax's Studio City. (00:00 - 34:54)
And then they dive into the Vanderpump Rules season 11 reunion part 2 (35:00), The Valley season 1 episode 10 (1:35:38), and Summer House season 8 episode 13 (2:22:15).
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The Haunting of Big Bear Lake (Vanderpump Rules Season 11 Reunion Part 2, The Valley, and Summer House Recaps)

As Tom Sandoval and Jax Taylor's birthday trip devolves into a drunken nightmare, Stassi Schroeder comes back into the Vanderpump Rules universe like a powerful beam of pure light.
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Patreon Teaser: The Bitch is Back (Vanderpump Rules S4 E13 Recap)

Welcome back, little turtle cuties. On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Riley and Amy discuss Kyle Richards seeing a mouse on her car, TurtleCon 2024, and much more. (00:00 - 26:32)
And then they dive into the Vanderpump Rules season 11 reunion part 1 (26:32) and then they give their brief thoughts on The Valley (1:49:46) and Summer House (2:17:53). 
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She Gave Them Lala (Vanderpump Rules Season 11 Reunion Part 1, The Valley, and Summer House Recaps)

Jax Taylor and Tom Sandoval show the world how two people can have the best birthday trip of all time.
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Patreon Teaser: Dirty Thirty (Vanderpump Rules S4 E8 Recap)

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