We proudly present to you the second official Turtle Time Q&A. We answer all of your most burning questions starting with the most sexy question all the way to the least sexy. We hope you enjoy all of these answers and they tide you over until we have normal episodes again.

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It's Christmas Eve and not a creature is stirring except for us as we recap this wonderful Christmas-themed episode of Real Housewives of New York City - "December: Berkshires County" (S8 E9).

We hope this bring you joy during this Christmas holiday and we want to thank you all for supporting Turtle Time this year. We love you all.

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In this very special episode of Turtle Time - "UnStracke Yourself " - we discuss Alejandro G. Iñárritu's new film, Digger, NeNe Leakes potentially joining Ultimate Road Trip, Joe Gorga preparing this year's Feast of Seven Fishes, for his sister, Teresa, and even more exciting news than that if you listen. (00:00 - 19:00)

We then vicariously party our asses off while talking about this week's episode (S11 E5) of Southern Charm - "Craig's Shitty Paige-less Pool Party." (19:05).

And finally, we discuss this week's episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (season 15, episode 3) - "A Match Made in Hell!" (52:25)

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On today's wonderful, exclusive episode of Turtle Time - "We Need To Talk About Meredith" - we break down all of the hottest news items of the week including The Traitors season 4 trailer, the Avatar: Fire and Ash advance reviews, and Todd Bradley and Bronwyn Newport getting a divorce. (00:00 - 23:00)

We then provide our thoughts on the two episodes of RHOP we missed. (23:05)

And then discuss this week's episode of Vanderpump Rules - season 12 episode 3 - "Dated But Related". (40:30)

And finally, we recap this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - season 6, episode 14 - "My Big Fat Greek Cooking Class". (01:05:15)

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In this very special episode of Turtle Time - "A Beast at the Literary Feast" - we discuss Kyle Cooke slamming a Truly at 5:30am and falling asleep on someone's couch, and Jen Shah flying the coop (prison) and getting out way early by having some of the best behavior in the world. We also mention the staggering box office numbers for Zootopia 2. (00:00 - 23:35)

We then vicariously party our asses off while talking about this week's episode (S11 E4) of Southern Charm - "What Moveable Beast Slouches Toward Charleston to Be Born" (23:35).

And finally, we discuss this week's episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (season 15, episode 2) - "Tom Girardi’s Horrible 86th Birthday" (58:05)

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Amy and Riley discuss the horrendous character work that Jax, Schwartz, Sandoval, and Beau employ for their "old men" disguises during Jax's bachelor party.

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On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Clash of the Titans" - we talk about going to a wonderful Vanderpump Rules party at SUR (10:10) , and then we break down the Summer House season 10 trailer. (24:35)

We then talk about this week's episode of Vanderpump Rules - season 12 episode 2 - "Audrey's 22nd Birthday" and how much our judgement is now clouded after having met most of them. (38:10)

And finally, we recap this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - season 6, episode 13 - "Greek for the Week". (01:17:17)

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In this very special episode of Turtle Time - "The Battle of Rufio and Hermione" - Amy and Riley talk about so much news it will have your head spinning. News items such as Lindsay Hubbard and Mr. Bananas' war of words, Austen Kroll's Raising Cane's sponsorship that stars a familiar Christmas icon, Countess Luann's US Weekly cover, and Quentin Tarantino's awful denigration of Paul Dano's acting skills are all covered extensively. (00:00 - 34:05)

We then vicariously party our asses off while talking about this week's very fun episode (S11 E3) of Southern Charm - "Whitney's Literary Birthday Party" (34:10).

And finally, we discuss the delightful season 15 premiere of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - "The Annulment of Sutton Stracke". (01:28:30)

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On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Vanderpump's New Rules" we talk about Steve McBee reporting to prison with the help of Todd Chrisley's tips, Jen Shah never coming back to RHOSLC, Southern Charm's Taylor Ann Green and Salley Carson's feud (00:00 - 29:10), and then we breeze through a quick recap of this week's awful Real Housewives of Potomac episode and why it's particularly bad. (29:10)

We then talk about the much-anticipated season 12 premiere of Vanderpump Rules and what we've lost and what we've gained in this new era. (37:20)

And finally, we recap this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - season 6, episode 12 - "The Boston Spill the Tea Party". (01:16:25)

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Amy and Riley discuss Brittany Cartwright getting upset about people being critical of her and Jax's relationship.

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