In this very special episode of Turtle Time - "Salley Collects Chickens for the Chicken Coop" - we discuss all of the hottest news of the week like Harry Styles bringing disco back, the Ultimate Road Trip cast announcement, Luann DeLesseps kissing someone, and Ariana Madix and Tom Sandoval officially ending Scandoval by agreeing to a settlement. (00:00 - 26:20)

We then discuss this week's episode (S11 E7) of Southern Charm - "Counting Your Chickens Before They Hatch". (26:20)

And finally, we discuss this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (season 15, episode 5) - "Vexed at the Vortex ". (01:05:00)

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On today's ground-breaking episode of Turtle Time - "The Business of Being Barlow" - we break down all of the hottest news items of the week including Katie Ginella getting fired from RHOC and Paige DeSorbo saying her boyfriend's name on Giggly Squad as well as an in-depth review of James Cameron's latest film, Avatar: Fire and Ash. (00:00 - 32:05)

We then discuss the latest developments on Real Housewives of Potomac. (32:05)

We then discuss this week's episode of Vanderpump Rules - season 12 episode 6 - "The Formosa Film Festival". (42:40)

And finally, we discuss Part 1 of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 6 reunion. (01:22:00)

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Amy and Riley provide an assessment of Dayna, Max, and Brett's performance on season 8 of Vanderpump Rules.

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In this very special episode of Turtle Time - "The Birth of Sutton Brown" - we discuss all of the hottest news of the week like the upcoming Oscar race and whether Jay Kelly has what it takes, Andy Cohen getting a garbage can named after him, and RHOC's Gina Kirschenheiter getting engaged. (00:00 - 22:20)

We then talk our asses off while talking about this week's episode (S11 E6) of Southern Charm - "A Medium Rare Kind of Steak" (22:20).

And finally, we discuss this week's episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (season 15, episode 4) - "The Birth of Sutton Brown". (59:20)

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On today's ground-breaking episode of Turtle Time - "The Sisters of Salt" - we break down all of the hottest news items of the week including Lisa Hochstein and Jody breaking up, Todd Nepola dropping his lawsuit against Bravo with prejudice, and we break down the RHOSLC S6 Reunion trailer. (00:00 - 34:55)

We then discuss this week's episode of Vanderpump Rules - season 12 episode 5 - "A Bro Code Broken". (34:55)

And finally, we discuss the season 6 finale of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - season 6 - "A Tragedy in Greece". (01:14:05)

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Amy and Riley discuss Nathalie consoling Lisa Vanderpump after the unexpected passing of her mother.

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On today's wonderful, exclusive episode of Turtle Time - "Betrayal at Barney's Beanery" - we break down all of the hottest news items of the week including Kyle Richards and Mauricio getting cozy by the fire on New Years Eve, Antonia Gorga getting a lot of presents from Santa, and Heather Dubrow potentially joining the cast of RHOBH. (00:00 - 23:35)

We then recap this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - season 6, episode 15 - "The Quiet Spa". (23:35)

And finally, we discuss this week's episode of Vanderpump Rules - season 12 episode 4 - "The New DJ". (51:00)

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For the third time ever, Amy and Riley unlock the gates of Villa Rosa to provide the Little Turtle Cutie community with this free, full-length episode from our Patreon. Sit back and enjoy the life of a Villa Rosa VIP as we recap Vanderpump Rules season 7, episode 1 - "A Decent Proposal" in which Jax proposes to Brittany at the Malibu Crab Hut.

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We proudly present to you the second official Turtle Time Q&A. We answer all of your most burning questions starting with the most sexy question all the way to the least sexy. We hope you enjoy all of these answers and they tide you over until we have normal episodes again.

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It's Christmas Eve and not a creature is stirring except for us as we recap this wonderful Christmas-themed episode of Real Housewives of New York City - "December: Berkshires County" (S8 E9).

We hope this bring you joy during this Christmas holiday and we want to thank you all for supporting Turtle Time this year. We love you all.

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