Amy and Riley provide their thoughts on Tom Girardi's prison sentence, Scheana Shay's Prep-H campaign, Paige DeSorbo's new pajama line, Brynn Whitfield bailing on Bravo Love Hotel, this week's The Valley After Show, and way more than that! (00:00 - 46:55)

We then discuss the Part 2 of the Season 9 Reunion of Summer House. (46:55)

If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.

And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Amy and Riley talk about Bethenny Frankel and Stassi Schroeder on the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Runway Show and hope they can get spray tans like them for BravoCon this year.

If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Amy and Riley discuss Matt Damon and Ben Affleck's enduring friendship and hypothesize what their dinner table conversation could have been, and then they provide their thoughts on Mission Impossible: Final Reckoning. (00:00 - 9:25)

We then discuss the latest episode of The Valley (season 2, episode 8) - "The Biggest Snake in the Grass". (9:25)

If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.

And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube.

RIVERSIDE AI SUMMARY:

In this conversation, the hosts explore various themes ranging from Hollywood friendships, particularly between Ben Affleck and Matt Damon, to their experiences with recent movie disappointments. They delve into the dynamics of reality TV, specifically focusing on the show 'The Valley', discussing its repetitive conflicts and the social interactions among cast members. The conversation also touches on the challenges of maintaining engaging content in reality shows, highlighting the importance of fresh storylines and the impact of social games on group dynamics. The conversation delves into the complexities of trust, relationships, and the impact of reality television on personal dynamics. It explores themes of vulnerability, conflict, and emotional turmoil, highlighting the challenges cast members face in navigating friendships and romantic relationships under the scrutiny of cameras. The discussion also critiques the portrayal of these dynamics in media and the personal growth that can emerge from such experiences. In this conversation, the hosts delve into the complexities of relationships, accountability, and the emotional turmoil faced by individuals in the spotlight. They explore themes of financial struggles, manipulation, and the impact of family dynamics on personal decisions. The discussion highlights the challenges of navigating love and regret, particularly in the context of reality television, while also looking ahead to future challenges and changes.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Andy Cohen discusses Jax Taylor making love to Faith at the Vanderpump Rules Season 6 reunion.

If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Amy and Riley discuss Todd and Julie Chrisley's escape from prison, the new Paul Reubens' documentary as well as his legacy, Tom Sandoval being cast on House of Villains, and Kathy Griffin's reputation in Hollywood. (00:00 - 20:25)

We then discuss Part 1 of the Season 9 Reunion of Summer House. (20:25) as well as this week's The Valley After Show. (01:16:35)

If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.

And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube.

RIVERSIDE AI SUMMARY:

In this lively conversation, hosts Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata discuss the recent release of Todd Chrisley from prison, his surprising physical transformation, and the new 'Chrisley Cam' that tracks the family's activities. They delve into the world of reality TV, touching on Tom Sandoval's return to the spotlight and the implications of celebrity culture. The discussion shifts to the Summer House reunion, highlighting its impressive set design and the dynamics among the cast members. The hosts also reflect on the legacy of Pee-wee Herman and Leah McSweeney's ongoing legal battles, providing a comprehensive overview of the current state of reality television and its stars. In this conversation, the hosts delve into the complexities of relationships showcased in reality TV, particularly focusing on the breakup between Paige and Craig, the miscommunication between West and Sierra, and the implications of Imrul's reputation as an 'orgy beast'. They also explore Jesse's genuine feelings for Lexi, highlighting how personal struggles and misunderstandings can shape interactions and narratives within the show. In this episode, the hosts delve into the complexities of relationships showcased in the latest reunion of Summer House. They discuss the implications of Jesse's actions, Lexi's feelings, and the dynamics between the cast members. The conversation highlights the blurred lines of cheating, the reactions of the cast, and the misunderstandings that arise in a reality TV setting. The hosts also touch on the Valley Aftershow, providing insights into the ongoing drama and personal struggles of the cast members.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Amy and Riley discuss Brittany Cartwright casually dating someone, Carl Radke talking about dating Salley or Venita from Southern Charm, the Chrisley Family Pardons, Charlie Zakkour from Next-Gen NYC seeing his Crypto friend get arrested, a recap of Phaedra's return on RHOA, as well as other news items. (00:00 - 29:10)

We then discuss the latest episode of The Valley (season 2, episode 7) - "Jason's Ring". (29:10)

If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.

And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube.

RIVERSIDE AI SUMMARY:

In this lively conversation, hosts Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata discuss a range of topics from Emmanuel Macron's lighthearted dismissal of a controversial incident with his wife to Brittany Cartwright's new romantic interest. They delve into the complexities of Bravo relationships, the shocking details of a crypto crime in NYC, the Chrisleys' controversial return to the spotlight, and the disturbing story of Ruby Franke's parenting. The conversation wraps up with reflections on the current state of reality TV and the absence of gatekeepers in the industry. In this episode, Riley and Amy discuss various topics ranging from the dynamics of butlers, casting news for upcoming shows, and the mysteries surrounding relationships in 'The Valley'. They delve into the implications of actions taken by characters, particularly focusing on the return of Phaedra in 'Atlanta' and the ongoing narrative of Dark Side Danny. The conversation also touches on the significance of wedding rings and the humorous yet serious undertones of their discussions about relationships and personal dynamics. In this segment of the conversation, the hosts delve into the complexities of interpersonal relationships within a reality TV context. They discuss the hypocrisy of Jason's actions, Danny's accountability, and Jesse's troubling background. The conversation shifts to Brittany's shark-themed party, highlighting her enthusiasm and party planning skills. The hosts also touch on Danny's struggles with alcohol perception and Kristen's gossip, which leads to unexpected consequences. Finally, they explore Jason's heartfelt apology to Danny, showcasing a moment of reconciliation amidst the drama. In this episode, the hosts delve into the complexities of relationships, particularly focusing on past confrontations and the impact of rumors. They discuss the editing choices in reality TV that shape narratives and how these choices can lead to misunderstandings among friends. The conversation shifts to Jax's legal troubles and the fallout from his actions, highlighting the consequences that ripple through his relationships. As they explore the dynamics of trust and communication, the hosts anticipate future conflicts arising from unresolved issues, setting the stage for more drama in upcoming episodes.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Amy and Riley discuss how they would flop like fishes if they were WWHL bartenders.

If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Amy and Riley discuss Erika Jayne and Jesse Solomon having sex right after the NBC Upfronts, Dolores Catania moving to Rhode Island ASAP, and Janet Caperna's major mistake. (00:00 - 26:50)

We then discuss the unremarkable season 9 finale of Summer House - "Summer House of Horrors". (26:50)

If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.

And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Amy and Riley discuss David O'Russell's latest workplace tantrum, the Summer House spin-off rumors, Lindsay Hubbard's new big apartment, Jesse Solomon on the Tink (sp?) podcast, and even more breaking news that those four news stories. (00:00 - 34:30)

We then discuss the latest episode of The Valley (season 2, episode 6) - "We Need to Talk About Danny". (34:30)

If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.

And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube.

RIVERSIDE AI SUMMARY:

In this conversation, the hosts discuss various topics ranging from David O. Russell's on-set behavior to the dynamics of reality TV shows like Summer House. They explore the influence of Hollywood figures, the evolution of reality television, and the responsibilities of pet ownership among celebrities. The conversation also touches on the future of Bravo and its franchises, including the potential return of former cast members. In this conversation, the hosts delve into the complexities of reality television, particularly focusing on the dynamics of personal relationships and the impact of past behaviors on current interactions. They discuss Vicky Gunvalson's reflections on her time in the Bravo dog house, the emotional tensions in the latest episode of The Valley, and the challenges of navigating relationships with ex-partners. The conversation also touches on the aesthetics of home choices and how they reflect personal values, all while maintaining a humorous and engaging tone. In this episode, the hosts discuss various dynamics within the Vanderpump Rules cast, focusing on relationships, apologies, and personal histories. They explore the significance of representation in relationships, the complexities of apologies, and the impact of personal experiences on behavior. The conversation also touches on proposal preparations, parenting, and the challenges of navigating friendships in a reality TV context. The episode concludes with reflections on confrontations and the humorous undertones of the cast's interactions.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Amy and Riley talk about Lisa Vanderpump and her various accolades.

If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.