Amy and Riley discuss the bounty of four new Bravo shows that are being bestowed upon us, the end of Sutton and Avi's wonderful partnership. the online feud between Carl Radke and Lindsay Hubbard, and our new sponsor - Pedigree Drizzlers. (00:00 - 40:35)

We then discuss the latest wonderful episode of Summer House - season 9, episode 13 - "The Changing of the Tides at the Beach". (40:35)

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RIVERSIDE AI SUMMARY:

In this episode of Turtle Time, hosts Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlatta discuss the surprising announcement of a new Pope, Pope Leo, and delve into the implications of this change. They then shift gears to cover the latest news from Bravo, including the announcement of new shows like Real Housewives of Rhode Island and the return of Ladies of London. The conversation explores the dynamics of the Real Housewives franchise and the potential impact of these new additions. They also touch on the upcoming spinoff of Shaws of Sunset and the controversial Wife Swap concept. Finally, they discuss the ongoing feud between Lindsay Hubbard and Carl, highlighting the social media buzz surrounding it. In this conversation, the hosts delve into the emotional complexities of public humiliation, particularly in the context of reality TV relationships. They explore the nuances of online feuds, the impact of social media on public perception, and the lighthearted yet serious discussions surrounding personal topics like fertility. The conversation also touches on the dynamics within the cast of Summer House, highlighting the evolving relationships and business ventures that shape their experiences. In this segment, the conversation delves into various themes including celebrity culture, personal relationships, and emotional struggles. The hosts discuss Bethany's move to Florida, the dynamics between Carl and Lindsay, Jesse's emotional journey, and the challenges of group dynamics in social settings. They also touch on the mysterious absence of Emeril, the complexities of Sierra and Jesse's friendship, and the impact of grief on relationships. The light-hearted moments, such as Kyle's muffin antics, provide a contrast to the deeper discussions. In this episode, Riley and Amy delve into the intricate dynamics of relationships showcased in 'Summer House,' exploring themes of family connections, celebrity interactions, and the emotional rollercoaster of friendships. They discuss the implications of engagements and breakups, the challenges of navigating apologies, and the anticipation of the season finale. The conversation also touches on pop culture references and personal anecdotes, providing a humorous and insightful commentary on the reality TV landscape.

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Riley gets pissed about Lisa Vanderpump on WWHL.

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Amy and Riley discuss Luke Broderick saying that the food at SUR is pure shit, Lindsay Hubbard teasing that she might be on the next season of RHONY, and even way more news that. (00:00 - 19:50)

We then discuss the latest beautiful episode of The Valley (season 2, episode 4) - "Santa Barbara Bags and White Flags". (19:50)

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AI SUMMARY OF THE EPISODE:

In this conversation, Riley and Amy discuss various topics related to reality TV, focusing on the recent critiques of SUR Restaurant's menu by Luke Broderick, the potential for Lindsay Hubbard to join the Real Housewives of New York, and the dynamics of the cast in The Valley. They explore the implications of seating arrangements in reunions, the excitement surrounding a trip to Santa Barbara, and humorous cultural blind spots that arise in their discussions. In this episode, the conversation delves into Jax's tumultuous journey through a mental health facility, exploring the emotional turmoil he inflicts on Brittany through incessant texts. The group engages in light-hearted race car activities, juxtaposed with serious discussions about emotional manipulation and conflict resolution. The episode culminates in a healing circle, where the cast reflects on their struggles and aspirations, highlighting the importance of support and connection amidst chaos. In this episode, Riley and Amy delve into the complexities of Jax's mental health journey, his controversial apology to Tom Sandoval, and the dynamics of relationships among the cast. They discuss Danny's voiceover career, Jesse's emotional struggles, and the tensions arising from drunken antics. The conversation also touches on the upcoming reunion and the current season of Atlanta, highlighting cast dynamics and viewer reactions.

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Jax Taylor has a meltdown at SUR.

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Amy and Riley discuss Brittany Cartwright ranking Jax Taylor's sexual prowess between a 2 and a 7 on Watch What Happens Live, the Real Housewives of Miami season 7 trailer, Vanderpump Villa, and even more news than that. (00:00 - 28:20)

We then discuss the latest wonderful episode of Summer House - season 9, episode 12 - "Red Flags and McDonald's Bags". (28:20)

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In this conversation, Riley and Amy delve into the complexities of relationships within the reality TV sphere, focusing on Jax and Brittany's intimate life, the fallout from Brittany's comments, and the dynamics of the cast members. They explore the implications of Craig Conover's behavior, Brittany's journey towards independence, and the intriguing insights from the boys' chat. The discussion also touches on the upcoming drama on the Real Housewives of Miami and wraps up with a light-hearted look at the latest episode of Summer House, highlighting the ongoing tensions and humorous moments. In this episode, the conversation revolves around the ongoing party dynamics in Summer House, focusing on Carl's heartfelt confession to Sierra, the complexities of their relationship, and the reactions of their friends. The discussion also touches on Jesse's missteps and the impact of reality TV on personal relationships, culminating in humorous moments surrounding party themes and unexpected movie choices. In this episode, the hosts discuss the latest events in Summer House, focusing on the dynamics of friendships, the struggles of Jesse and Lexi's relationship, and the surprising revelations during Kyle and Amanda's dinner. The conversation also touches on the impact of AI on reality TV and the evolving nature of relationships within the cast.

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Amy and Riley discuss Dorit and PK's impending divorce, our thoughts on Vanderpump Villa, Craig Conover's favorite books, Gizelle Bryant on Watch What Happens Live, Erika Jayne getting Tom Girardi's client's lottery winnings as part of her monthly allowance, and much more. (00:00 - 40:10)

We then discuss the latest wonderful episode of The Valley (season 2, episode 3) - "The Boys Chat Mole". (40:10)

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Amy and Riley discuss Stassi Schroeder and Beau Clarke Schroeder having sex in Hartford's ball pit after her first birthday, Fyre Festival Featuring Amy and Riley from Turtle Time, Hannah Berner and Paige DeSorbo's new book on the New York Times Bestseller List, Alex Baskin on the Nick Viall podcast, and even more news than that. (00:00 - 23:23)

We then discuss the latest wonderful episode of Summer House - season 9, episode 11 - "Reading Between the Tanlines". (23:23)

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Amy and Riley discuss George Clooney's new hair, Mia Thornton leaving Real Housewives of Potomac, Garcelle and Sutton's fractured relationship, Joe Exotic getting married, and Tom Schwartz' new podcast, Detox Retox. (00:00 - 34:30)

We then discuss the latest episode of The Valley (season 2, episode 2) - "The Cauchi Homestead". (34:30)

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Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Garcelle Beauvais' exit from RHOBH, Taylor Ann Green leaving Southern Charm, Lisa Vanderpump's latest US Weekly interview, and many other updates that you will definitely consider as news. (00:00 - 29:35)

We then discuss the season 2 premiere of The Valley - "What Hath Jax Wrought?". (29:35)

We then discuss the latest wonderful episode of Summer House - season 9, episode 10 - "Hope Lodge". (1:41:35)

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Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the Blue Origin space flight, Coachella fever, the RHOSLC and Below Deck crossover, Tom Schwartz' interview on the E! News red carpet, The Baldwins, and so much more stuff that you'll definitely feel like you listened to Amy and Riley talk about news. (00:00 - 37:27)

And then we discuss the Real Housewives of Atlanta - season 16, episode 6 - "Kenya Moore Twirls Down to Hell". (37:27)

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