On our recap of the Season 9 premiere of Vanderpump Rules, we discuss James and Max's legendary fight.

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On this very special episode of Turtle Time - "A Summer House in Shambles" - we discuss the latest developments in the West and Amanda saga and also touch on Sai De Silva getting divorced. (00:00 - 34:20)

As Turtle Time continues, we discuss the lackluster season 3 premiere of The Valley and what is going wrong with the franchise. (34:20)

And then, we recap this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (season 15, episode 16) - "End Kyle". (1:05:30)

And then finally we discuss our thoughts on the new show, The Real Housewives of Rhode Island. (01:21:40)

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On today's episode of Turtle Time - "My Mate's Missus" - we begin by talking about the biggest Bravo news in years - Amanda and West dating and provide all of the latest updates. And also say a huge happy birthday to Mr. Feeny who just turned 99. (00:00 - 33:05)

And then we dedicate all of our energy to talking about this week's episode of Summer House - season 10, episode 9 - "A Little More Going On" - and recap every single moment in it. (33:05)

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Enter the Turtle Time Situation Room with us as we discuss Amanda Batula and West Wilson announcing that they are in a relationship.

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We discuss the West Wilson and Amanda Batula hookup rumors and how they make us feel.

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On this very special episode of Turtle Time - "Shep's Toast" - we discuss all of the hottest news of the week like Andy Cohen getting mad at Sarah Michelle Gellar, how we both go to sleep at night, and the RHONJ casting news.(00:00 - 23:35)

As Turtle Time continues, we discuss the final part of the Southern Charm season 11 reunion and assess the season overall. (23:35)

And then lastly, we recap this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (season 15, episode 15) - "To Be or to Chat GPT". (01:16:00)

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On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Kyle is Cooked" - we begin with some of the most vital news you've ever heard in your life - Margaret Josephs leaving RHONJ, the 20th anniversary of RHOC's premiere, and RHOM potentially not being cancelled. (00:00 - 30:25)

And then we dedicate all of our energy to talking about this week's episode of Summer House - season 10, episode 8 - "What Hath Kyle Wrought" - and recap every single moment in it. (30:25)

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On this very special episode of Turtle Time - "The Magician from Nashville" - we discuss all of the hottest news of the week like Project Hail Mary, Spider-Man, and Martha Stewart's cameo on the upcoming season of RHONY. (00:00 - 28:25)

As Turtle Time continues, we discuss the first part of the Southern Charm season 11 reunion. (28:25)

And then lastly, we recap this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (season 15, episode 14) - "A Kyle Cold War". (01:20:45)

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On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Spin Thy Bottle" - we begin with some of the most vital news you've ever heard in your life - Austen Kroll's new cat food sponsorship, the RHOBH season 15 reunion seating chart, Lisa Vanderpump getting interviewed in London, and Banksy's unmasking. (00:00 - 34:55)

And then we dedicate all of our energy to talking about this week's wonderful episode of Summer House - season 10, episode 7 - "Marry a DJ" - and recap every single moment in it. (35:30)

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Tom Sandoval and Tom Schwartz scrub the SUR toilets and engage in "toilet humor". Also, Jax Taylor has to take a spoonful of bitter medicine when Sandoval hosts a rival pool party.

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