Frank and James start off with a fun fact about brawls: the famous Malice in the Palace 15 years ago this week and ride that into the Myles Garrett situation with some takes there and on Colin Kaepernick to preview the episode. Straight into Buy or Sell regarding Kaep, Hillary, and Plant-based burgers as James tries the Impossible Whopper mid-recording of the show after losing the most recent 1v1. They discuss some more upcoming 1v1 bets that include Slapsgiving and shot punishments while in Cleveland next week. The guys then welcome stud Ohio State TE (and former roommate) Jake Hausmann to catch up on life, his recent TD grab against Rutgers, and preview the upcoming Penn State game. After the interview, they run through college basketball (OSU top 10) and Memphis as TTKCTT (briefly covering the Wiseman scandal), before touching on NBA, NHL, and then diving into CFB and NFL. A little CFP talk about who deserves the 4th spot this year before previewing the upcoming weeks at both levels as the Browns host the Dolphins this week. Stock market talk covers the fact that the S&P saw a 6th straight week of gains and still new ATHs and highlight a few companies as Trump says China needs to “Step it up” in trade talks. Some sad/glad beats, postgrad plans, and a SOTW from Discover Weekly wrap this bad boy up. *Credit to David Bowie on episode title*