Payne & Pendergast

Seth and Sean discuss the blockbuster trade sending Myles Garrett to the Rams and Jared Verse to the Browns, Texans LB EJ Speed being out for the season reportedly, what the Texans could do with some cap space gained by restructuring Nico Collins' deal, go through the day's Headlines, dive into the Texans-centric storylines coming out of ESPN's piece on top storylines from their nugget hussies, assess if Jalen Pitre could be the next Texan to get a beneficial restructuring the way Nico Collins did recently, get petty and react to others being petty in the PettyCast, discuss Michael Brockers hinting heavily that Aaron Donald is coming back to football, Aqib Talib laying out how unimportant politics are in the locker room, assess what Mike Renner, JP Acosta, Tone Digs and Chris Simms had to say about the Texans’ offseason, do an entire mini PettyCast to hear the shade thrown at Chet Holmgren, see what the people think the Texans should do with some new cap space after restructuring Nico’s deal, and see what the question of the day is with Reggie and Lopez.

Seth and Sean discuss the blockbuster trade sending Myles Garrett to the Rams and Jared Verse to the Browns, Texans LB EJ Speed being out for the season reportedly, what the Texans could do with some cap space gained by restructuring Nico Collins' deal, and go through the day's Headlines.

Seth and Sean discuss the Texans-centric storylines coming out of ESPN's piece on top storylines from their nugget hussies, and assess if Jalen Pitre could be the next Texan to get a beneficial restructuring the way Nico Collins did recently.

Seth and Sean get petty and react to others being petty in the PettyCast, discuss Michael Brockers hinting heavily that Aaron Donald is coming back to football, and Aqib Talib laying out how unimportant politics are in the locker room.

Seth and Sean react to and assess what Mike Renner, JP Acosta, Tone Digs and Chris Simms had to say about the Texans’ offseason, do an entire mini PettyCast to hear the shade thrown at Chet Holmgren, see what the people think the Texans should do with some new cap space after restructuring Nico’s deal, and see what the question of the day is with Reggie and Lopez.

Seth and Sean react to all the shade being thrown at OKC's Chet Holmgren on the heels of him disappearing in the Western Conference Finals and his team subsequently being eliminated.

Seth and Sean dive into what Mike Renner and JP Acosta of CBS graded the Texans' offseason, a McAfee minion picking the Texans to win the SB, and Chris Simms giving them a pat on the back for giving Nico more money.

Seth and Sean react to and assess former Ram Michael Brockers hinting very heavily that Aaron Donald is about to make a return to the NFL.

Seth and Sean get petty at the internet for saying a Mike Macdonald clip was new when it wasn't, discuss Steve Smith's thoughts on JJ McCarthy, Rich Paul's wild Jordan argument and the ensuing retorts, react to a very petty Mark Titus being happy OKC got eliminated, and Damon Amendolara talking about CJ Stroud in this week's PettyCast.

Seth and Sean discuss how much the Texans like Jalen Pitre, how well he's played and if he could be the next player to get a beneficial contract restructure akin to the one Nico Collins just got.