Payne & Pendergast

HOUR 4 - Seth and Sean come up with a whole new country from which the next Texans OC should be, dive into the latest on Michael Brantley's shoulder, look back on a play that shows how life imitates art, and see what Landry and Wade Smith have coming up.

From 'Houtopia Podcast' (subscribe here): Host John McClain provides insight on the process that appears to be culminating with the hiring of DeMeco Ryans. What does this mean to the fan base and is this the best decision in Texans history?

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Seth and Sean discuss who Demeco Ryans should bring in as Offensive Coordinator if he is indeed hired as the Texans next Head Coach. Seth invents the country that they should come from: the fine nation of Kubeshanistan. 

HOUR 3 - Seth and Sean wrap up Headlines by discussing how ridiculous the Pro Bowl is, dive into the trash talk between the Chiefs and the Mayor of Cincinnati, and theorize on any potential hang-ups that could be preventing the Texans and Demeco Ryans from coming to an agreement.

Seth and Sean go through some of the things that, in theory, could be holding up the Texans and Demeco Ryans coming to an agreement.

HOUR 2 - Seth and Sean break down the most popular moves at the time they were made in Texans history, discuss Ross Tucker plagiarizing Seth's take and taking it national, talk about a teammate shielding Ossai from media questions, and go through some Headlines.

Seth and Sean react to our pal Ross Tucker plagiarizing Seth's take on the concept of "earned injuries" in a game, and re-live the time Jim Nantz walked off during an interview with Clint and Show.

HOUR 1 - Seth and Sean discuss all signs pointing to the Texans being about to hire Demeco Ryans as the next Head Coach, discuss the alternate timeline in which the Bears followed through on their word and drafted Patrick Mahomes, react to a warped take on the Texans job, and break down 7 theories on why Tony Romo has gotten so much worse the past couple years.

Seth and Sean discuss the national folks' warped perception of the Texans Head Coaching job, showcased by Keyshawn Johnson's take, and discuss 7 theories as to why Tony Romo is borderline unwatchable now.

HOUR 4 - Seth and Sean discuss the idea that the 49ers 31-7 loss in Philly may mean he's not the right guy for the Texans job, dive into some of the guys the Bengals may need to move on from if they want to pay Joe Burrow market value, react to Fred Warner of the 49ers talking about missing Demeco, and see what Landry and Lopez have coming up.