Seth and Sean discuss some of what Nick Caserio had to say in his press conference yesterday, specifically about Nick Caley and what happened this season with Joe Mixon.

Seth and Sean lay out scenarios for CJ Stroud's contract in 2026, discuss what DeMeco and Nick Caserio had to say about Tank Dell, go through the day's Headlines, react to Aquib Talib seeming like the only guy sticking up for CJ Stroud, Seth lays out his 4-point plan to improve CJ Stroud, the guys assess which of the anonymous executives' predictions are most likely and potentially scary, Sean formulates some hot Texans takes largely based on PFF grades, react to Joe Schoen being hella nervous introducing John Harbaugh, discuss how the Astros are stacking up right now, look at the all-time Texans soul crushing plays and assess how CJ's pick 6 from Sunday stacks up, discuss if Astro fans are happy for Carlos Beltran making the Hall of Fame, and lay out their desire for Tank Dell and contract questions when we hear from Nick Caserio today.

Seth and Sean lay out scenarios for CJ Stroud's contract in 2026, discuss what DeMeco and Nick Caserio had to say about Tank Dell, and go through the day's Headlines.

Seth and Sean react to Aquib Talib seeming like the only guy sticking up for CJ Stroud, Seth lays out his 4-point plan to improve CJ Stroud, and the guys assess which of the anonymous executives' predictions are most likely and potentially scary.

Seth and Sean assess Sean's hot Texans takes largely formulated by PFF grades, react to Joe Schoen being hella nervous introducing John Harbaugh, and discuss how the Astros are stacking up right now.

Seth and Sean look at the all-time Texans soul crushing plays and assess how CJ's pick 6 from Sunday stacks up, discuss if Astro fans are happy for Carlos Beltran making the Hall of Fame, and lay out their desire for Tank Dell and contract questions when we hear from Nick Caserio today.

Seth and Sean dive into PenderPoll results as to if Astro fans are happy for Carlos Beltran getting into the Hall of Fame.

Seth and Sean assess how CJ Stroud's pick six thrown vs the Patriots on Sunday stacks up against the all-time soul crushing plays in Texans history. This segment is not for the faint of heart.

Seth and Sean dive into the power rankings and early projected win total odds for the Astros this coming season.

Seth assesses Sean's hot takes formulated almost solely based on the Pro Football Focus grades of the Texans' big players.